What Part Of "Thou Shalt Not . . ." Didn't You Understand? - God

We Need To Talk. - God

Keep Using My Name In Vain And I'll Make Rush Hour Longer. - God

Let's Meet At MY House Sunday Before The Game. - God

C'mon Over And Bring The Kids. - God

Loved The Wedding, Invite Me To The Marriage. - God

That "Love Thy Neighbor" Thing, I Meant It. - God

I Love You . . . I Love You . . . I Love You . - God

Will The Road You're On Get You To My Place? - God

Follow Me. - God

Big Bang Theory, You've Got To Be Kidding. - God

My Way Is The Highway. - God

Need Directions? - God

You Think It's Hot Here? - God

Tell The Kids I Love Them. - God

Need A Marriage Counselor? I'm Available. - God

Have You Read My #1 Best Seller? There Will Be A Test. - God