| Light Bulbs And Religion HOW MANY AMISH does it take to change a light bulb? What's a 'light bulb'? HOW MANY BAPTISTS does it take to change a light bulb? Change? Who said anything about change? HOW MANY CALVINISTS does it take to change a light bulb? None: God has predestined when the light will be on. Calvinists do not change light bulbs. They simply read the instructions and pray that their light bulb will be the one that has been chosen to be changed. HOW MANY CATHOLICS does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles. HOW MANY CHARISMATICS does it take to change a light bulb? Ten: One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness. HOW MANY METHODISTS does it take to change a light bulb? This statement was issued: "We chose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey. You have found that a light bulb works for you, that's fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb (or light source, or non-dark resource), and present it next month at our annual light-bulb Sunday service, in which we explore a number of light-bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted -- all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence." HOW MANY TELEVANGELISTS does it take to change a light bulb? One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today. HOW MANY YOUTH PASTORS does it take to change a light bulb? Youth pastors aren't around long enough for a light bulb to burn out! |