| Christmas Q & A Q. Did you know that all the angels in Jesus' heavenly choir had the same name? A. Sure, haven't you ever heard the song, "Hark, the Harold Angels Sing"? Q. What is Santa's favorite breakfast cereal? A. Frosted Flakes. Q. What is Frosty's favorite breakfast cereal? A. Snow Flakes. Q. How does Santa Claus take pictures? A. With a North Pole-aroid camera. Q. What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month? A. The letter "D". Q. Where is the best place to put your Christmas tree? A. After your Christmas one and your Christmas two. Q. What would a Japanese tourist in Alaska wear? A. An Eskimono. Q. What do you call it when your Christmas tree explodes? A. A tannen-bomb. (tannenbaum) Q. What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs? A. Anything you want. He can't hear you! Q. What is red and white and goes up and down and up and down? A. Santa Claus stuck in an elevator. Q. What do reindeer have that no other animals on earth have? A. Baby reindeer. Q. What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligator? A. I don't know, but don't try to fix its bow tie! Q. How does Mickey Mouse get around during the winter? A. Mice skates. Q. Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? A. In a snow bank. Q. What happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball of yarn? A. She had mittens. Q. What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? A. Lost. Q. Why is Santa a good race car driver? A. Because he's always in the pole position. Q. Who carries all of Santa's books? A. His books elf. (book shelf) Q. What's red and green and guides Santa's sleigh? A. Rudolph the red-nosed pickle. Q. What did Santa's hat say to Mrs. Claus' scarf? A. You can hang around if you want, but I'm going on a head! Q. What do you call a polar bear that steals icebergs from other polar bears? A. An ice-burglar. Q. How do you know if there is a reindeer in your refrigerator? A. The hoofprints in the butter! Q. Why does Santa Claus have three gardens? A. So he can Ho-Ho-Ho. Q. What's tall, hairy, lives in the Himalayas and does 500 sit-ups a day? A. The abdominal snowman! Q. What happens when Frosty the Snowman gets dandruff? A. He gets snowflakes. Q. What kind of pine has the sharpest needles? A. A porcupine. Q. What did the two melting snowflakes invite their friends to? A. Their wetting. Q. What kind of food do you get when you cross a blizzard with a polar bear? A. A brrr-grrr! (burger) Q. What's red and white and red and white and red and white? A. Santa Claus rolling down a hill. |