| Ahh...What's Her Name
Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner.
Morris, the host, called his wife by many endearing terms, calling her
Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice. After all these
years, you still call your wife those pet names."
Morris hung his head and whispered, "To tell the truth, I forgot her name