| MOSES MEETS GEORGE W. BUSH
George W. Bush was out walking when he saw Moses.
"Hey, Moses! STOP!!" he yelled.
But Moses walked on, ignoring him.
After a few blocks, Bush caught up with him.
"Moses, why didn't you stop and talk to me?" asked Bush.
"Well," Moses replied, "the last time I talked to a bush, I wandered the desert for 40 years."