So its Dan T's fault that I'm at work updating my page instead of, well, working. It needed updating anyway -- he just provided me with the incentive too slack off and waste tax payers money. So if you're hear via his page congrats and enjoy...

The sage of my baby anoles continues  -- Click Here. Plus I recently purchased a new tree frog named Tweezer.  I also recently experienced a death as Stinky has moved on to where ever lizards go when they die. Tweezer, Curtis and Chloe peacefully co-exist except when Curtis accidentally touches Tweezer and runs to the other end of the tank. What a guy...

I've also finished my green anole care sheet page.

Working for the United States Government has remained rather entertaining. And yes I am sick of counting things -- Please don't ask. Life as a statisticianss at the Census Bureau is well, going.  Im only working here till August when I start full time as a Graduate student at University of Maryland.  Ahh the joys of Graduate school. Im hoping to get my Ph.D. in survey methodology - and please don't ask what it is, Im not even going to school for it yet and I already sick of explaining it to people. and I thought people didn't know what sociology was.

So they finally put the picture of Bush up in the lobby. its HUGE. way bigger than Clinton was. Hopefully someday I'll get my picture taken with it and put it up here for you all to look at and enjoy.  Also, I've amassed a lot of forwards in my life and i need a place to put them for the world to look at. So, I've added a link at the bottom of the page. Some are old -- some are new but they are all rather entertaining.

So, now that you know enough about me that you're ready to move forward with your life -- you can check out my cool PHISH page. If you got to this page from Dan T's, you've found the cool page he was referring too.
Just Click the Phish to check it out.

I left my crappy German web pages up because that class caused me more headache then its worth and clearly I am still bitter about it.  So again I apologize to any native Germans or anyone with any German reading ability at all, because my German ain't very good (kinda like my English...)Go to the Deutsch Seite list on my links page and just start clicking around. You'll know when you've found it.

Link to my Friend's pages here

The DC driving rules and Dan T's history of Bootylicious forwards here

Links to other favorite links here

Also if you have any good quotes please let me know.

QUOTE OF THE WEEK
"Don't drink the water, it just might be Vodka"
- Liz "I like cocaine" Pantalone

Can't get enough quotes ?! Click here to check out my quote hall of fame and see if you've made the list.