all that meat and no potatoes

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Alright, so the page I would prefer to be here usually doesn't work, due to incompatibilities with Yahoo! GeoCities' incomparable advertising scripts. I've tried quite a few things to fix it, and the best I can offer is simply an alternative (by which I mean a sloppy hack). If the 'enter' link doesn't work for you, you can find the meat of the content here and here. Woo. Buy stock in Yahoo! Inc.