SATURDAY SEPT 7, 2002
URGENT!!
EMERGENCY NOTICE TO
HOMELAND SECURITY DIRECTOR TOM RIDGE AND
UNIVERSITY OF PITTSBURGH
CHANCELLOR MARC NORDENBERG:
PLEASE CHECK THESE PAGES AT THE CONCLUSION OF TODAYS PANTHER FOOTBALL GAME AGAINST TEXAS A&M UNIVERSITY!!
PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT PANTHER RADIO BROADCASTER,
MR HILGROVE
KNOWS THAT HE WILL FIGURE PROMINENTLY IN TODAY'S MESSAGE, SO PLEASE MAKE SURE HE GETS TO A COMPUTER TO CHECK THIS SITE...AS SOON AS THE GAME IS OVER!!
SO WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF MONITORING THIS SITE (FOR THE AMERICAN TEAM) THIS MORNING, GET THIS MESSAGE TO
TOM RIDGE AND CHANCELLOR MARC NORDENBERG
RIGHT AWAY...IF NOT SOONER!!
ALLOW ME TO THANK THAT PERSON IN ADVANCE!!
AS I USUALLY DO, I WILL BE LISTENING TO MY PANTHERS ON THE RADIO.
AS SOON AS I HEAR MR HILGROVE SAYS:
"AND THAT'S THE BALLGAME...WITH THE FINAL SCORE,
PANTHERS 35...THE AGGIES FROM TEXAS A&M 10. WE'LL BE BACK AFTER THIS MESSAGE..."
(YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!)
I WILL PUT THE "LINK" IN TO THE PAGES THAT I'M WORKING ON. I TOLD TOM RIDGE THAT THERE WOULD BE A TIME WHEN I "STOP THE WORLD" AND THAT TIME IS HERE!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING ON THE "DOMESTIC RELATIONS REVIEW OF THE 2000 ELECTION, BUT THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT!!...MUCH MORE!!
THE BRUISES FROM THAT NIGHT HAVE HEALED, SO THAT REPORT CAN WAIT FOR A FEW DAYS. I KNOW THAT I ASKED FOR ALL THE LADIES TO BE HERE FOR IT, BUT PLEASE BEAR WITH ME ON THIS ONE!
ANYONE WHO SAW THE REUNION BETWEEN BUSH FATHER AND SON, AT THE BEGINNING OF THAT SUMMER VACATION IN AUGUST, MAY HAVE NOTICED THAT DADDY BUSH HAD RED BLOTCHES ON HIS FACE WHILE WEARING A TEXAS A&M BASEBALL CAP. WE HAVE LEARNED FROM THE NEWS REPORTS THAT THE ANTHRAX WAS TRACED BACK TO TEXAS A&M UNIVERSITY, SO BUSH HAS MANY "FRIENDS" DOWN THERE! ALONG WITH HIS SON SCREAMING "STOP THE TERRORIST KILLERS" (AND KNOWING THAT HE AND HIS CREW ARE THE TERRORISTS) HOW MUCH MORE OF A "CODED" MESSAGE DO THEY NEED TO PUT OUT TO THE ONES THEY'RE IN CAHOOTS WITH. WHEN BUSH FIRST ALLOWED COMMUNISM TO ENTER THIS COUNTRY, IT WAS IN...TEXAS! FROM THERE, THE POISON OF THE COMMUNIST KGB WAS SPREAD TO EVERY CORNER OF OUR COUNTRY. IT'S TIME TO START EXPOSING THEM...