SEPTEMBER 21, 2002
WELCOME BACK!
MY COUNTRY...TIS OF THEE
MY FAMILY...TIS OF ME!!
EDITOR'S NOTE:
I KNOW THAT I SAID THAT I DIDN'T WANT THIS WEBSITE TO BECOME A "PITY DOUG" THING. BUT I FEEL THAT I SHOULD TAKE YOU BACK JUST A LITTLE, TO SHOW YOU THAT THIS ISN'T SOMETHING I SAT IN SOME DARK ROOM AND THOUGHT UP. THIS IS THE ONLY TIME ON THIS WEBSITE THAT YOU'LL READ ANY "INSIDE INFO" LIKE THIS. MY FRIENDS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF PITTSBURGH, WHO HAVE BEEN WITH ME FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS, KNOW THE STORY.
I ASK FOR THEIR PATIENCE IN READING THIS...AGAIN.
JULY 1999
I WAS GETTING READY FOR MY DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S CAMPAIGN TO KICK OFF. WITH A PLATFORM OF PUTTING DIRTY COPS IN JAIL, WHERE THEY BELONG; I WAS GUARANTEED A LANDSLIDE VICTORY. BUT SINCE THE "POWERS-THAT-BE" ALSO KNEW THAT, AND SAW ME AS A THREAT TO THEM, THEY HAD OTHER IDEAS.
ENTER GEORGE (KGB) BUSH...
ON A FUND RAISING STOP IN PITTSBURGH, HE WAS ALERTED TO THE FACT THAT I WAS AHEAD IN ALL OF THE POLLS, AND WAS NOT A "GOOD-OL'-BOY" WHO WOULD JUST GO ALONG WITH THE PROGRAM. I HEARD THAT HE WOULD BE HERE, AND FIGURED THAT HE WOULD WANT TO
"COME SEE ME". HE DID. HE PULLED TOM RIDGE INTO A HELICOPTER, AND THEY CAME TO SEE ME. (YES, LITTLE OL' ME!) I KNEW THEN THAT MY POLITICAL FUTURE WOULD NEVER BE THE SAME. I JUST NEVER THOUGHT THAT THEY WOULD ATTACK MY FAMILY. IN 1998, I HAD TOLD TOM RIDGE THAT I WAS "FAIR GAME" FOR ANYTHING, BUT TO LEAVE MY FAMILY ALONE. HE DID. THAT'S PRETTY MUCH THE ESSENCE OF AMERICAN POLITICS. I UNDERESTIMATED THE KGB INFLUENCE THAT BUSH WAS INJECTING INTO THIS COUNTRY.
AUGUST 17, 1999
I WOKE UP AT ABOUT 7:30 A.M. I WAS ALONE, SO I FIGURED MY WIFE WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE IN THE HOUSE. BUT THE HOUSE WAS QUIET. THE CHILDREN WERE STILL SLEEPING AND SHE WAS GONE. THAT WAS WAY OUT OF THE ORDINARY, BECAUSE WE ALWAYS COMMUNICATED, AND SHE NEVER TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD SOMETHING TO DO. SHE WAS JUST GONE. I WASN'T WORRIED, I FIGURED SHE JUST WENT TO THE STORE, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. OUR LIVES WERE BASED ON OPENNESS AND TRUSTING EACH OTHER. WHEN THE CHILDREN WOKE UP, WE ATE, GOT DRESSED AND WAITED FOR HER TO RETURN HOME. WE WAITED...AND WAITED...AND WAITED. ONE HOUR...TWO HOURS...FOUR HOURS...SIX HOURS...I BEGAN TO "WORRY" BECAUSE I KNEW THAT IF MY WORST FEARS HAD COME TRUE, SHE WAS A VICTIM OF THE BUSH CREW...EIGHT HOURS...NINE HOURS PASSED...FINALLY AT 5:45 P.M., SHE RETURNED HOME. SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD AN APPOINTMENT AT THE UNIVERSITY OF PITTSBURGH'S DENTAL CLINIC. I'M NOT STUPID, I KNOW THAT THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A 10 1/2 HOUR "TEETH CLEANING", AND THAT SHE HAD BEEN INTO "SOMETHING ELSE". SOMETHING THAT EVEN SHE WAS UNAWARE OF. SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD TO RETURN THE FOLLOWING MORNING. I KNEW IT WAS A CONTINUATION OF THE "SET-UP", BUT FIGURED THAT IT WOULD BE BETTER IF "THEY" THOUGHT I WAS CLUELESS AS TO WHAT WAS REALLY HAPPENING. IN 10 1/2 HOURS, THE DAMAGE WAS ALREADY DONE. THE FOLLOW UP SESSION WAS JUST TO CLEAN UP SOME LOOSE ENDS. I'M SURE YOU HAVE SEEN COURTROOM PROCEDURES, WHERE AN ATTORNEY WILL ASK QUESTIONS ALL DAY, THEN HEAD BACK TO THE OFFICE THAT NIGHT, RESEARCH THE ANSWERS GIVEN, AND COME BACK THE NEXT DAY FOR THE FOLLOW-UP. WELL, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY HAD PUT HER THROUGH. AND THE NEXT MORNING, SHE WENT BACK FOR THE FOLLOW-UP. 10 1/2 HOURS ON DAY ONE...3 HOURS ON DAY TWO. NOW YOU TELL ME, WHAT DENTAL CLINIC TAKES 13 1/2 HOURS JUST TO CLEAN YOUR TEETH. ANYWAY...WHEN SHE GOT BACK HOME I ASKED HER IF ALL HER "BUSINESS" WAS DONE, AND SHE SAID YES. THAT'S WHEN I TOLD HER THAT SHE HAD FALLEN INTO A TRAP, AND THAT SOON THIS FAMILY WOULD SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF HER "SNEAKING" OUT LIKE THAT. I KNEW THAT IT WAS COMING, AND IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG FOR THEM TO START BRAGGING. (BRAGGING IS A MAJOR FLAW OF BUSH, AND IT'S WHAT HE DID ON SEPT 12th, JUST HOURS AFTER THE ATTACKS ON THE WTC AND PENTAGON. YES, HE WAS ACTUALLY BRAGGING. STAY TUNED, I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT!) I WAS SITTING IN THE HOUSE A FEW DAYS LATER, WHEN THE PHONE RANG AND A "FEMALE" VOICE SAID: "YEAH NIGGER, WE KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU NOW!"
DUHHHH...YOU PUT MY WIFE UNDER HYPNOSIS AND MENTAL CONTROL I GUESS YOU WOULD KNOW ABOUT US. THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO ANNOUNCE THAT. I THINK I WAS MORE PISSED OF AT BEING CALLED A "NIGGER", SINCE I'M ACTUALLY A NATIVE AMERICAN INDIAN (BLACKFOOT NATION) BUT MY WIFE IS BLACK. SO I GUESS I WAS JUST LUMPED IN WITH HER.
THAT WASN'T ENOUGH TO "CHANGE ME" AND I GUESS THEY GOT ANTSY. I KNEW THEY WOULD. THEIR PLAN WAS TO GET ME TO START MY CAMPAIGN EARLY, THEN BRING OUT A BUNCH OF LIES, TWISTED HALF-TRUTHS AND RUMORS. REMEMBER I TOLD YOU THE POLITICAL SAYING "THE BIGGER THE GUY, THE BIGGER THE LIE", WELL THAT'S WHAT THEY HAD PLANNED FOR ME. BUT I HAD MY CAMPAIGN SCHEDULE SET, AND WAS STICKING TO IT. SO, I JUST WAITED FOR THE NEXT PHASE. IT CAME A FEW DAYS LATER IN THE FORM OF A...WELL HERE, YOU LOOK AT IT. THAT WAY YOU CAN TRY AND DEFEND BUSH'S ACTIONS...(ON SEPT 11, 2001)
