| Gene Frenkle is MINE, and I will not let anyone tell me otherwise. The cowbell is perhaps one of the best instruments out there, and its the only one that can cure a fever. The difference between Chiropractors and Osteoplasts is the spelling although both are high figures on the Scrabble board..Chiropractor, 93 letters, Chiropractor. And no matter what is wrong with you they're gonna crack ya bones. You got diptheria, they're gonna crack your bones, you look like your mother gonna crack ya bones, your heads come off crack ya bones. And in the end, you trust them, they could have their foot in the back of your trousers and their fingers up your nostrils and they're pushing your spine away with a broom."Whats this one for eh?" "I have no idea." Love is strange To the world you are one person, but to one person you may be the world. I can't feel my legs! I have no legs! Breath deep, but not too deep, you'll suck in the grass. If you aren't careful you'll poke your eye out. Moms around the world are known for saying this. Just tell Mom that eyes only poke in. Believe me i know. Are you confoosed? Don't worry we'll be confoosed together. In order for something to be clean, doesn't it have to be dirty first? NBO You guys want some cookies? It doesn't maaaaatter.....(California bus trip) Its ok to laugh at the stupid stuff When things get rough, Munch is to the rescue(Bustre). Spoons for Jenni Who knew that cookies could go in a bra? If you could capture a moment, and see it face to face. You could take all of this moment let it take you to another place. Enjoy the ride but look in, cas' time is the endless race. The moment's gone forever, another takes its place.. I've been trapped in a frozen moment and this will just take time, I can see through your eyes and I'm wondering can you see through mine? -"Frozen Moment" by Neo Your boyfriend's got your jacket! First man: Vicor forgive me for I have sinned, I poked a badger with a spoon. Vicor: Never heard that one before. Alright, you what's your story? Second man:Forgive me for I slept with my neighbor's wife. Vicor: Heard it, i said Original sin. Second man: Oh terribly sorry. Uncle D: So i think we are having some problems in our family and we need to fix them, James how are we going to fix this? James: With a screwdriver Me and Jenni went to Myrtle Beach. We met Dave. He let us touch his stingray. It was slimy and spotted And remember, its just ice cream. |
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