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Earl Shollenberger "The Oldest (Legal) Profession"
© 1999-2004 Earl Shollenberger
First, they "coo" and "woo" you 
with their sweet, but phony, 
"Honey"!

Then, "sue" and "toodle-oo" you 
with their alimony money!

Some girls don't WANT employers; 
Why WORK like stupid "drudges"! 
They marry "fools", then hire lawyers, 
To outwit "twits". to-wit: the 
JUDGES!

Ah! BUT . . . .!

"The Oldest (Legal) Profession" © 1999-2004 by Earl Shollenberger - Posted 4 April 1999

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