Ici, in Lutatia Parisiorum
My ami and I
Were to share a aloyau steak and artichaut
Over a glass of Chateau.

An aigle flew into the arbre
The arrosoir malfunctioned
And triggered her accouchement.

The acte de naissance
Named her accoupler’s brother.
The amiral and I bid
Her adieu.  She and her bebe
Were placed in their biere
Later repandred in the La Mancho