You failed your blood test

You went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.

You spent twenty minutes lookin' at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate'.

If you give you a penny for you intelligence, you'll get change back.

When You heard 90% of all crimes occurs around homes, You moved.

You saw Jesus walk on water and said,'it's gotta be the shoes

You died before the police arrived because You couldn't find the "11" button for "9-1-1."

You got fired from M & M factory for throwing out all W's.

It took you 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

When You saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, You went home and got 16 friends

When You were filling out a job application, when You saw "sign here," You put Scorpio

When your dad said it were chilly outside, You ran outside with a spoon

When You were learning how to swim, You said to the instructor: "Will I really sink if you take the finger out?"

You told everyone that You were "illegitiment" because You couldn't read

That You puts lipstick on you head just to make-up you mind

You have to dig for your IQ!

You got locked in a grocery store and starved!

That You tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

You could trip over a cordless phone!

You sold you car for gas money!

You bought a solar-powered flashlight!

You think a quarterback is a refund!

You took a cup to see Juice.

You asked you "What is the number for 911"

You took a ruler to bed to see how long you slept.

When You read on you job application to not write below the dotted line You put "O.K."

You got stabbed in a shoot out.

You stole free bread.

You took a spoon to the superbowl.

You called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

You stepped on a crack and broke you own back.

You make Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

You thought You needed a token to get on Soul Train.

When asked on an application, "Sex?", You marked, "Yes, please."

You took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

When someone stands next to you, they can hear the ocean!

You think Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

You sit on the TV, and watch the couch!

That You thought Boyz II Men were a day care center.

You bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

When You went to take the 44 bus, You took the 22 twice instead.

You jumped out the window and went up.

You thought a quarterback were an income tax refund.

You took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

That under "Education" on you job apllication, You put "Hooked on Phonics."

You put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

You watche "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

When You saw the Wet Floor sign, You took a leak.