Seimei: Is everybody ready?

A group of girls nod their heads.

NFC: Yes ma'am!

Seimei: when we get to kotou palace our mission is clear! Get to Nakago's room and steal his whip without being killed! Once we get there you're on your own!

The NFC cheered loudly as they held up their weapons.

Soon, Seimei thought. I will have the Whip of Nakago… And not long after he will be mine…

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Later on that night the NFC finally reached Kotou palace. They managed to sneak into an empty room and started plotting.

Seimei: Ok girls it seems we must split up! To the eastern part of the palace will be led by Jade, I'll lead the North, LTS you lead a party to the west, and Medra you go to the South!

Medra: Um… isn't Nakago's room in the North though?

Seimei: Well yes but the twin's rooms are in the south, I won't say whose room is in the east, and Tomo is in the west!

LTS: Why would we want to see them? I really don't think that Nakago would be with Tomo… wait…

J couture: He's not gay! He's my lover so trust me he isn't gay!

The NFC looks at J as if she were a freak.

Medra: She's not coming with me!

Seimei: I refuse to let her near Nakago…

Jade: Am I the only one with enough guts to take her in my group?

The NFC nods.

Jade: figures…

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With the western group there wasn't much luck in finding Nakago.

LTS: I'm starting to think that Seimei is trying to keep Nakago all for herself…

Wandering Monk Chichiri: You think?

LTS: Oh shut up! Let's turn back and head North!

Tomo: Nobody is going anywhere…

The West NFC turned around in shock to see Tomo with his shin in his hand.

Tomo: I don't know what you want with Nakago-sama but you can't have him!

WMC whispers something to LTS and she smiles.

LTS: Tomo-sama I love your make-up! Can you tell me why the choice of colors? And can you teach us how do our make-up like that?

Tomo smiled out of flattery.

Tomo: Of course I can! Can you give me a make-up dummy?

LTS: One of our friends in the East would be more than happy to participate!

Tomo: Well then let's go!

So Tomo and the western NFC headed east.

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However the eastern NFC had things much worse than the west. Mainly because they hadn't only not found Nakago but encountered Ashtare and Miboshi.

Jade: Stupid freaks! Get away!

J couture: We have to find Nakago so back you evil beasts!

J couture is almost bitten by Ashtare and Jade grabs Miboshi's head.

Jade: Where's Nakago?

Miboshi: In the North but you won't survive….

Jade flings the big headed floating midget out of the room, kicks Ashtare in the stomach, and watches as a feather pierces him in the stomach. The western NFC looks up to see the eastern NFC with Tomo.

Jade: What the f…

Tomo: Where's my make-up dummy?

All the NFC points at J couture and watches as Tomo starts doing her make-up. Soon while Tomo is distracted the NFC leaves Tomo alone with his 'make-up dummy'.

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Meanwhile in the South they hadn't found Nakago either but the leader of the group didn't really care.

Medra: Now where did Seimei say Amiboshi and Suboshi's room was?

Medra carried along with her a video camera and finally found the room. She peeked in to see the brothers kissing and she started taping until they saw her.

Medra: uhoh…

Suboshi: I don't what that thing is but hand it over!

Amiboshi: Calm down! What are you doing here?

Medra: I'd be more than happy to leave if you could tell me where Nakkie-poo is at!

Suboshi grinned evilly, looked at Amiboshi, and nodded.

Suboshi: He's in his room in the North! Now leave!

Medra jumped up and scattered away with the Southern NFC.

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Seimei had lost her group a whiles back and since they didn't have a map they got lost.

I'm almost there, thought Seimei in anticipation. Soon the whip will belong to only me!

Seimei entered Nakago's room where he was sleeping and almost even looking peaceful if it weren't for the dagger he clutched in his hand. Soon Seimei saw the whip next to a pile of clothing and she smiled.

It's mine, Seimei thought as she grabbed the whip. It's all mine!

Nakago: It would be wise for you to drop my whip!

Seimei whirled around to see Nakago holding a sword to her throat and she dropped the whip.

Jade: I think it would be wise of you to drop your pants…

Jade is hit over the head by WMC and she bites her tongue.

Jade: sowwy…

Medra lunges herself at the whip but is knocked into a wall with a blast from Tomo.

Tomo: How dare you trick me! You…

Tomo is cut off by J couture lunging herself and clinging onto Nakago.

J couture: My beloved Nakago! They are horrible and say you're gay!

Nakago: Get off of me!

Nakago pries J couture off of him and glares at Seimei who is trying to get away with his whip.

Nakago: Who do you think you people are?

LTS: Your fan club!

Nakago: I don't want a fan club so leave before I kill you all and you drop my whip!

Nakago glared at Medra who had stolen the whip from Seimei and she stuck out her tongue.

Medra: NO!

The NFC gasped and suddenly everybody ran away except Seimei who had stolen the whip back from Medra.

Seimei: You guys get back here!

Seimei dropped the whip and ran out afraid of being killed.

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A few notes.

J couture please don't kill me!

Nakago rules!

And…

HENTAI COOKIES FOR SALE!