In the same video, the blonde guy looks really good! Why have I never noticed this before? :-)
Don't you hate it when you ask for an 'honest answer' from someone and they feed you crap and then act all innocent when you ask for the truth?
Beanie Babies are sooooo cute! :-)
Enjoy your life, because if you don't, then most likely someone else will enjoy it for you ...and then your time will have been wasted.
(Thanks Jed!)
Life's short and hard -- a bit like a bodybuilding elf.
Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like nobody's watching.
(Thanks Shaun!)
Life's a bitch and then you die!
All guys suck.
I sleep with my teddy, I know where he's been.
I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke.
Men are like dogs -- they may be cute but they leave nasty surprises everywhere!
I don't suffer from insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it!!
If being Cupid is like being a social worker, I don't EVER want to go into psychology!
Go Jed!! Remember, Versace's where it at, baby! :-)
Where there's love, there's hope, but nothing's going to work if a couple won't talk to each other!!
Grow your own dope; plant a man.
All men are animals, some just make better pets.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
Smile! It's the second best thing you can do with your lips...
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Don't you hate it when people who don't even know you think they can judge you?
Yes, I'm different from you. Get over it.
Typical male: The guy that thinks kissing two girls other than his girlfriend isn't cheating.
Pressure? I know about pressure. Just don't make me have to deal with it otherwise something destructive will happen.
I would rather do something creative than school.
"I don't want him, but I don't want you to have him either." Hmmm, does this sound familiar? Anyone?
I'm not an academic person! Deal with it!
My way or the highway, baby.
It's my life and I'm going to live it how I want to live it!
There's more to life than 'true love'.
Is there such a thing as love?
Yes I know I can't sing but I'm going to audition for the musical (Fiddler on the Roof) anyway.
Giving, being with the people you LOVE, seeing little kids with huge smiles on their faces and the traditional well-lit nativity scenes: This is what Christmas is all about. :-)