Ladies and Gentlemen,
It is an honor to introduce to you the world's largest faggot and cocksucker.....



  
Hello, my name is Geoffery Woodward. Welcome to my first home page. Please read on to find out all kinds of interesting fun facts about me. Please try not to vomit until you have completed reading the  whole page. Puke is so very hard to clean up from your keyboard!!!
Fun Facts about me!!!!
I have over 25 unpaid parking tickets in the state of Kentucky.
I use to work for the Louisville Orchestra, but continually acting like a bitch got me fired.
I am an aclocholic.
I purposely seduced a friend that had been involved in a 10 year relationship.  After he broke up with his lover, I had nothing to do with him ever again.
My best friend is a gay republican with anal warts.
Geoffery Woodward
I love to recieve fan mail. Click on my name above and ask me when the last time I had an erection was. 
Address Work Info
HIV/AIDS Test Update
The plastic surgery just wasn't what they said it was going to be.
Check out my guest book. Sign it & tell me what a faggot you think I am!!!
My monthly drug of choice
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.......Next month we shall explore the wonders of Viagra!!!!!