Out of Office Assistant I am currently out on a course so I will not be accessing my messages:
			For family matters: please contact Ken, Barbara and Lorraine
			To reminisce (over a glass of wine) about summer barbeques, country dancing and 'shivery bites': please contact Jo and Sian
			For the best pint in Edinburgh: please contact Alan Donaldson
			If you have found one or more bi-lingual, di-zygotic twins: please contact Duncan & Tina
			For matters relating to IT, sci-fi or fantasy; to feel good about having been to the gym twice in the past six months; or to commiserate the latest woeful defeat of the Scottish football or rugby team: please contact Stuart Graham.
			For matters relating to safety, Shakespeare or space-time continuum: please contact Pete Joyce
			To learn how to buy at cost price from a Delhi street-vendor; if you don't know your windlass from your sail-boat; or for the best kosheri in Wales: please contact Jon and Randa.
			For a lively debate about rocks; to determine the mineral content of your water; if you require the services of a Swedish Chef impersonator; or if everyone else has forgotten your birthday: please contact Nick and Richeldis
		To borrow a Sari or bring laughter to your workplace: please contact Helen and Katan.
			For a 'thumbs up'; for all the very best of luck to you; or to have a good one chief: please contact Jason Canning (apologies Mamta).
			For advice on how to carry a 20kg pack up a Scottish mountain after a 12-hour trans-atlantic flight, without saying 'b*llocks': don't contact Tarun Rai (apologies Divya)
			For 'one for the road': please contact Paul Fitch