hamster, lampshade -- a party in your mouth

1/22/01

     Oh my god. It's January 22nd. I haven't updated this page in almost three months. This is sad. Well... either sad or happy. I mean... it could mean I've been really busy or something. You know... with... like... a life. But, no... I don't think that's it. Visit mycoolquiz.com to make your very own (fill-in-the-blank-with-your-name) quiz. Or try taking the Matt Quiz. Or the Colleen Quiz. Too easy? Try the extra tough Colleen quiz. With dippin sauce. Do you want to be a pie?

10/30/01

     ALRIGHT... here's something new. It's a web page for my favorite person in the damn universe... Colleen. CHECK IT OUT.

10/20/01

     Major changes coming round these parts. Stay tuned for details.

7/26/01

     I'm going to Boston this weekend. WHEE. So, naturally, I'm going to turn the trip into a feature for this site. Stay tuned for photos and more. Maybe we'll visit Cheers so we can all go "NORM!"

     Oh. #1 Conspiracy Theory's been totally revamped. I mean... TOTALLY. Go see what you're missing.

7/18/01

      The hits keep on comin'. You guys fucking rock. Who keeps visiting my page? Tear down the shroud of secrecy. Let me know who you are. Send me some email. Make it happen. Work it out. Let's be friends.

7/17/01 (Pt. 2)

    Check out Into My Drug, and when you're through, check it out again.

7/17/01

     Kids say and do the strangest things. When they're not getting into fights, stabbing each other with the pointy ends of pencils, they're asking me, "You write white people music?" I'm a music teacher. Long live me. Go check out some of my "white people music" over at #1 Conspiracy Theory. We gots new songs, yo.

7/16/01

     Lots of stuff going over at #1 Conspiracy Theory. Check it out now or prepare to live the rest of your life in regret.

7/9/01

     Live from my apartment -- Check out "Backwards, Forwards", "Gun Song", and "When You Were 7." Rock on.

7/7/01

     Coming soon...

     presentense

     For now, meander your way on over to #1 Conspiracy Theory. For a good listen, check out my page at MP3.com.

6/24/01

     Holy shit. I'm now living in my own... apartment. It's nice too. I've only seen one roach. No insects, as of yet. But I'm sure that was left by the domicile's previous tenants, a pair of nasty slobs. Look to the Mattcam, for a peek at my new -- as the kids would call it -- "crib."