Live
from The Delta Center
Salt Lake City, Utah
October 9th, 1999
(The scene starts off with the GFWA logo on the screen, with the words "For Serious Efed Wrestlers ONLY!" underneath the logo. Then the Saturday Night Rumble theme music and video package kicks in. As soon as it's done, the scene fades into a sold-out Delta Center. Many fans are holding up signs....such as "Watts/Bronson=UNHoly Alliance"...others say "Fear The Foundation". The camera pans the crowd several times then you hear the familiar voice of Randy Boggs.)
Randy Boggs: Tonight is the night...and Salt Lake City, Utah is the place....for another jam-packed edition of Saturday Night Rumble!! Hello again everybody, along with King Royce, I am Randy Boggs, and what a night we have planned for you tonight....in our main event....the Commish is back in active competition tonight as he steps inside the ring against his half-brother, White Chocolate!!
King Royce: Oh man, what a match that will be, RB!! But not only that, we've got a great match with the leader of The Foundation, Mike Powers, as he takes on The Mauler!!! And the new T.V. Champ is in the house tonight, Howie Harris!!! He's up for a title defense tonight, as he takes on the Number One Contender for the T.V. title, Biggunn!! Also, we have a couple of new wrestlers make their debut tonight against each other in an Extreme rules match, "Awesome" Adam King and Dixie!!
Randy Boggs: Also, Sky Sunder is in the house tonight, as he and Chaos are gonna go toe-to-toe in a falls count anywhere, No interferences allowed match!! If you remember, Sky was victimized by Chaos this past Tuesday night on BackDraft....destroying his locker room and attacking him before his T.V. title match with Howie Harris....so it's revenge time for Sky Sunder!! But we're gonna kick things off with a match featuring two members of prominent tag teams in the GFWA....it's gonna be Cody of Tendency 2 Start Fires and Bronson, formerly of Over The Edge, in our first match of the night.....wait, we're getting something from the back now....what's this?
(The scene shifts to the back and Skarrphace can be seen pulling into the parking lot of the arena. He gets out of his car and makes his way inside.)
Boggs: That's the Commish!! Skarrphace is in the building!!!
Royce: Looking determined as well, Randy....looks like he's definately ready for his match with WC!!!
Boggs: Well, let's get to the ring for our first match....
Cody
vs. Bronson
(Regular
Rules Match)
Bob
Stallworth: Ladies and
Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first, standing 5 feet 10 inches tall and weighing in
at 245 pounds, he is one half of the GFWA Tag Team Champions, A
Tendency 2 Start Fires....he is...CODY!!!
("Tendency 2 Start Fires" by Bush kicks up and fireworks go off around the ring as Cody enters the arena. The crowd is going crazy, almost deafening. Cody makes it to the ring with his Tag belt around his waist and he is getting the crowd louder.)
Stallworth: And his opponent, standing 6 feet 7 inches tall and weighing 305 pounds, he is....Bronson!!
("Quiet Storm" by Mobb Deep starts up and Bronson makes his way down the ramp. The crowd immediately begins booing him. He makes it to the ring.)
Boggs: And here we go now....David and Goliath, so to speak, Bronson towering over the smaller Cody here....Bronson swings wildly here, and Cody ducks under....and a punch from Cody on Bronson now...another...another, trying to chop the big man down....and NO! Blocked by Bronson and a head butt and Cody goes down...
Royce: Bronson is one of the most physical specimens I've ever seen....
Boggs: Bronson picking up Cody here....irish whip into the turnbuckle....Cody hits with such force that he comes bounding out from the corner and Bronson picks him up and OH! Power slam!!! Bronson goes for a quick pinfall here....1, 2, NO! Kick out from Cody! That was close, King!
Royce: You got that right....boy, Bronson looks tough here....
Boggs: Indeed he does....an impressive athlete is this Bronson....Bronson now back on the attack....irish whip into the ropes goes Cody....and a big foot to the face and Cody goes down again! Bronson now taunting the crowd here....
(Just then, the camera shifts to somewhere in the crowd and it spots Brian "Primetime" Watts moving slowing through the crowd towards the ring.)
Royce: Wha....that's Primetime!!! The Heavyweight Champ is in the crowd....and is he coming this way, RB??
Boggs: It would appear so, King....Cody could be in some serious trouble here....Cody back up slowly...Bronson turning around....he gets Cody...another irish whip here....Cody ducks the clothesline....back off the ropes...leaps....YES! High cross body and Bronson goes down, but that nearly took all the energy out of Cody here!
Royce: Could that be enough to get the win, Randy??
Boggs: Cody now slowly getting around to pinning Bronson here....and he does...1, 2, NO! Bronson kicked out!!! Damn him!!! Watts is getting closer here....
(The camera shifts to Watts moving through the crowd, getting closer to the ring. He's about 40 rows back now.)
Royce: What's he planning to do here???
Boggs: Not sure, King, but it can't be good for Cody....Cody now up and Bronson is up....Cody with an armbar on Bronson...that's not wise, I don't think....ooh!! Short-arm clothesline from Bronson, my God!! That nearly took Cody's head off here....and Bronson continues to stomp away on the Tag champ here....
Royce: Cody just looks a bit overmatched here....Bronson is just too big I think...too talented....
Boggs: Don't count out Cody here, he's got a lot of heart....he won't roll over for this big man....Cody now getting picked up by Bronson....he whips him into the corner with tremendous force!! WOW! Cody comes bouncing out and falls face first right at Bronson's feet....and Bronson just laughing at him now....c'mon, Bronson...stop that!!
Royce: Look at Watts!! He's almost here!!!!
(The camera following Watts fades in quickly, showing him about 15 rows from the ring and slowing down a bit.)
Boggs: Indeed, King, nearly here....but what's he gonna do when he gets here....Bronson reaching down and picking up Cody here....OH! Low blow by Cody and Bronson is feeling that one!! Cody quickly up and DDT's Bronson down to the mat!!! Rolls him up quickly....1, 2, NO!! Bronson kicked out again!! Damn him!!!
Royce: Boy now, that was close...what a flurry of moves there....Cody nearly out of energy now....
Boggs: Indeed he is...and that flurry by Cody has sent the Heavyweight Champ hell-bent on getting to the ring quickly here....
(The camera following Watts shows him jumping over the baracade and yelling something to Bronson. Bronson immediately gets up.)
Boggs: What did he yell at Bronson...I couldn't understand what he said....
Royce: I'm not sure, but Bronson is the first one up here....after that massive DDT, I'm surprised he's up so fast....
Boggs: Great resiliance shown here by Bronson, to be sure....wait, Bronson picks up Cody....what's he.....NO!!! SKAKE EYEZ!!! SNAKE EYEZ!!! HE JUST NAILED IT ON CODY!!! MY GOD, what force!!!
Royce: I've never seen that before.....wow, he pulled it off with incredible precision.....!!!
Boggs: Bronson goes for the cover here....1, 2, 3!!!! Bronson has won!!! Bronson has beaten Cody....damn him!!! Damn him!!!! Wait now Watts is getting in the ring....
Royce: I knew it!! He's gonna say something....or is he?
Boggs: Watts with a glass of beer or something, splashes it in Cody's face....and Cody wakes up....and scampers back into the corner....Watts moves over to him and picks him up....irish whip in the ropes and CHOKE-OUT!!! NO!!! DAMN IT!!! HE'S CHOKING CODY OUT HERE!!! WHAT'S HE TRYING TO PROVE!!!! WHAT'S HE TRYING TO PROVE!!!!!
Royce: I'm not sure, but Cody is out cold here.....good grief....Bronson and Watts are headed up the ramp here....listen to the crowd....booing harder than anytime I've ever seen them.....wow.....
Boggs: My God, King...Cody is out and could be seriously injured here.....GFWA officials are coming down from the back to help him to the back....well, Watts and Bronson have certainly shown that they will go to any length to get what they want.....we'll be right back after this commercial break....
**COMMERCIAL
BREAK**
Boggs: Well, we're back here at the Delta Center in
Salt Lake City...one of my favorite cities, King!!!
Royce: It is a great place for GFWA action, that's for sure....
Boggs: Well, we're ready for our next match here, so let's head over to Bob Stallworth for the introductions of the next match....Bob?
Chaos
vs. Sky Sunder
(Falls
Count Anywhere-No Interferences Allowed Match)
Stallworth: The following match is scheduled for one
fall. Coming down to the ring, standing 6 feet 3 inches tall and
weighing 245 pounds............CHAOS!
("Bling, Bling" by BG plays as Chaos slowly walks down to the ring)
Stallworth: His opponent.......standing 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighing in at 291 pounds...........SKY SUNDER!
("Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit plays as Sunder walks out)
Boggs: And here we go now.....these two go at it here...Chaos quickly is on Sunder and he's stomping him down. Chaos picks up Sunder.........big body slam. Chaos goes for the cover.........2 count. Sunder up........misses a right........ohh Chaos with a face smash! Chaos throws Sunder into the corner and follows in with a big clothesline. Sunder is down. Chaos drags him to the center of the ring, then climes the ropes. Chaos leaps...........he caught Sunder with a flying elbow! The ref counts....1,2,.......oh, Sunder kicks out.
Royce: Chaos came out like a lightening bolt and he has his eyes set on winning tonight and beating one of the top GFWA competitors in Sky Sunder.
Boggs: You're right King.........Chaos throws Sunder outside the ring........Chaos gets out, Sunder cathces him with a right. Chaos is down.
Royce: This is Sunders first offense tonight.
Boggs: Sunder picks up Chaos, Chaos reverses and sends Sunder into the ring pole. Chaos with a body slam on the floor. Chaos starts to stomp Sunder.
Royce: Here comes the ref to try to break it up and get them back in the ring.
Boggs: Chaos throws Sunder into the rail.......Chaos follows......Sunder with a huge clothesline. Both men are down outside the ring. Sunder is up first..........throws Chaos into the ring steps. Sunder puts Chaos back in the ring. Chaos goes to the ropes.........misses a left.......Sunder with a couple of rights and Chaos goes down. Sunder with a scoop bomb.........Sunder goes for the cover, 2 count. Sunder argues with the ref........Chaos with a lowblow. Chaos picks up Sunder.......piledriver. Chaos picks up Sunder again......another piledriver. Sunder is out.
Royce: Chaos feels the victory.
Boggs: Chaos waits for Sunder to get up........Sunder turns around.......Chaos with a boot to the face of Sunder. Sunder is out. Chaos picks up Sunder......body slam. Chaos goes to the ropes.........knee. Chaos is feeling it. Sunder staggers up........Chaos charges, Sunder with a big clothesline. Both men are down. Sunder up first........Chaos with a left, blocked.........Sunder with a kick to the stomach........powerbomb!! Powerbomb! Sunder goes for the cover.........1, 2, 3! Sunder wins!!!!!!!!
Royce: The newcomer Chaos fought his ass off.
Boggs: Wait, Chaos is up..........Sunder turns around, sidekick by Chaos! Sunder is down. Chaos goes and gets a chair. Sunder gets up. Chaos waits, Chaos waits........ohh, Chaos cracked him over the head! Sunder is busted open. Chaos drops the chair and walks away laughing.
Royce: All I got to say is what a debut by Chaos. We could expect more great thing from him in the future.
Boggs: Well, Denise Lopez is standing by with Skarrphace here....let's get back to her, Denise?
(The scene shifts to the back where Denise Lopez and Skarrphace are at the interview location.)
Denise Lopez: Skarrphace, you're stepping out of the front office and into the ring tonight against your half-brother, White Chocolate.
Skarrphace: You know something, he might have my blood flowing through his very veins, but to me, he's a nothing....a nobody, a jobber who must be taught one lesson, and one lesson only.....that the 'Phace is the ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS....and tonight, when the Regulator is brought out of the depths of Hell to nail WC and drive him to Hell himself, then he will know that.....
Denise Lopez: You seem focused, Skarrpha...
Skarrphace: You're damn right I'm focused, honey....tonight is the night that the 'Phace comes back to the ring in which he loves to kick a little ass and take some names...and I will ask questions later....because the 'Phace is all about business....White Chocolate, save yourself the embarrassment, and don't show up....
(Skarrphace walks off as Denise Lopez is left dumbfounded. The scene then shifts back to inside the arena.)
Boggs: Skarrphace looking VERY determined here, King, and ready to do battle with his half-brother, White Chocolate....
Royce: I'm not sure if I would want to be WC here....
Boggs: Well, let's head up to Bob Stallworth for our next match of the night....it's the debut of a couple of newcomers in the GFWA...."Awesome" Adam King and Big Pappa Dixie!!
"Awesome"
Adam King vs. Dixie
(Extreme
Rules Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest
is set for one fall, extreme rules apply. Introducing first,
standing 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighing in at 268 pounds,
"Awesome" Adam King!!
("Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" by Prong kicks up as King makes his way out from the back into the arena. The crowd likes the song, but is giving King a mixed reaction as he makes his way down to the ring.)
Stallworth: And his opponent, standing 6 feet 7 inches tall and weighing at 280 pounds, he is...Dixie!!!
("Just Like This" by Limp Bizkit kicks up as Dixie makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. He immediately runs at King as the bell rings.)
Boggs: And these two are starting off quickly here in this extreme rules match....King with a shove and Dixie goes into the turnbuckle...and the two begin to exchange blows here....remember, Extreme rules apply so falls count anywhere....anything goes....Dixie now irish whip...no, reversal by King and Dixie hits hard on the opposite turnbuckle...
Royce: Oh! Man that had to hurt!!
Boggs: AK moves in and picks up Dixie....irish whip into the ropes and King nails Dixie with a shoulder tackle....then starts off the ropes and lands a big legdrop to the big man's throat!
Royce: King is in control here, RB! Looking very impressive....
Boggs: Indeed....King moves in now, picking Dixie back up and he throws him to the outside!! OH! He hit hard on the ground outside the ring!!! King now following him out here....setting up the steel steps for something here, King Royce....
Royce: I dunno what's he's planning, but chances are it's not good!
Boggs: Adam King in control here....King now picks up Dixie and irish whip right into the **BAM!!!** steel steps!!! MY GOD, King, did you HEAR that???
Royce: I did....I think they heard that all the way back to GFWA Headquarters....*laughing*
Boggs: Most assuredly! Man, King is in control here....Dixie down, and his shoulder might be really hurt here....King is walking around to the other side of the ring, right here in front of us....he's reaching under the ring....he's pulling out a table here!!
Royce: Ah yes, the old table trick....*laughing*
Boggs: He's dragging it in the ring now...setting it up on it's legs in the middle of the ring....Dixie still in a considerable amount of pain on the outside here....King has the table set up and he's going to get Dixie....
Royce: This could be it, here, Randy....Dixie seems like he's taken a beating!
Boggs: It could be, King, you're right.....Adam King now dragging Dixie back into the ring....King now with Dixie...and now the two begin to exchange punches here....Dixie trying to mount some kind of comeback here....
Royce: How is he even standing???
Boggs: King now moves out of the way of a wild swing from Dixie and YES! Back body drop on Dixie and that took the wind out of his sails there!! Man, this Adam King has looked impressive...wait, he's signaling something here....
Royce: What's going on???
Boggs: Not sure, King.....Adam King now getting Dixie up....and moving him to the corner where the table is....the table is out a bit from the corner....Dixie is getting put up on the top turnbuckle....King now climbing up....he sinches a suplex here....on the table??? **BAM!!!!** OH MY GOD!!! FISHERMAN'S SUPLEX RIGHT ON THE TABLE!!!! AND KING IS HOLDING ON FOR THE COUNT....1, 2, 3!!!!!!! MY GOD, KING IS THE WINNER HERE!!!! WHAT A FINISHER!!!!
Royce: I have NEVER seen something like that.....a fisherman's suplex, off the top rope, into a table, and right into a pinfall.....what an incredible move and Dixie was just overmatched, here....
Boggs: Wait....King is now getting up and asking for a mic....let's hear what he has to say....he's breathing heavy here....
Adam King: *deep breath* Now THAT..........*deep breath*......is SIMPLY AWESOME......*drops the mic*
("Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" kicks up in the arena and the crowd is showing some favor towards King here.)
Boggs: That it was, King!!! A great move and Dixie is STILL out cold here!!! WOW!!! This was a great match!!! And a great debut for the newcomer, "Awesome" Adam King.....some great GFWA action again.....well, it's time for us to take another commercial break....we'll be back in a few...so don't go away!!!
**COMMERCIAL
BREAK**
Boggs: We're back here on Saturday Night Rumble!!
What a great night of action it's been so far....we're glad
you're with us here....wait, we're getting something from the
back here....what's going on??
(The scene shifts to the back, the dressing room area. On the door, there's a card that says "TEAM PERFECT", and all of a sudden, Bronson busts in and starts pummeling the Butcher.)
Boggs: My GOD, King!!! It's Bronson!!! Bronson is taking out the Butcher here!! What's he doing????
Royce: I don't know, but it looks like Butcher can't take it....he's nearly out here!
(Bronson takes a chair and bangs it right over the head of the Butcher. He spits on him, leaving him unconscious in the dressing room and walks out, throwing the chair against the wall. The scene then shifts back to inside the arena.)
Boggs: Well, Bronson just attacked Butcher here....totally uncalled for....what's he tryin' to prove here, King??
Royce: I have no idea....but whatever it is, it hurts!
Boggs: Indeed, King....well, it's time for our next matchup, so let's head over to Bob Stallworth...he's in center ring for the announcement of the two wrestlers for our next match....take it away, Bob!
Biggunn
vs. Howie Harris
(Television
Title Match)
Stallworth: This next match is for the TV title. Coming
down to the ring at 6 feet 7 inches tall and weighing in at 312
pounds.......Howie Harris!
("Sittin' on top of the world" by the Brat plays as Double H comes out)
Stallworth: And his opponent............
Boggs: ...........Look! Biggunn is out the back and hits the ring before Stallworth can get done. Biggunn with a couple of lefts.........another right, Double H is down. Biggunn throws him to the ropes, clothesline. Double H kicks out. Double H grabs Biggunn........suplex........Double H goes for another, Biggunn blocks it, kick to the stomach.........double underhook suplex.
Royce: Biggunn is on a roll.
Boggs: Biggunn climes the ropes..........flying clothesline! Biggy picks up Double H........throws him to the ropes.......spinebuster! Spinebuster! Biggunn picks up Double H, headbutt........snap suplex. Biggunn throws Double H to the ropes, sleeper! Double H is going, he's going. The ref raises Double H's hand........1, 2, 3. Biggunn wins! He regains the GFWA TV title!
Royce: Biggunn just totally destroyed Howie Harris. Biggunn came to fight tonight. He demolished Double H and regains the TV title.
Boggs: What an explosive match!!! Howie certainly was not focused here....but Biggunn just would not be denied....Well, it's time for our next match of the night....without delay, let's send it over to Bob Stallworth for the intros....
Mike
Powers vs. The Mauler
(Regular
Rules Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest
is set for one fall. Introducing first, standing 6 feet 4 inches
tall and weighing 274 pounds, he is The Foundation....MIKE
POWERS!!!!!
("Me Aganist The World" by 2Pac starts up as Powers makes his way into the arena. The crowd is going crazy. He makes his way to the ring and waits.)
Stallworth: And his opponent, standing 6 feet 9 inches tall and weighing in at 327 pounds, The Mauler!!
("Superbeast" by Rob Zombie kicks up as The Mauler walks out to a pretty good ovation. Rainbow colored lights are flashing all around the arena. When he gets about halfway down the ramp, Powers leaps out of the ring and runs to meet him.)
Boggs: Well, Powers wasting no time here, he's going to get Mauler here! Right hands by Powers and Mauler is immediately reeling....Mauler now with a few right hands of his own. These two giants fighting their way down the ramp....a good move here by the ref to let this one go....
Royce: Well, neither one of 'em's gonna win this one by fighting on the outside though....get it in the ring, guys!!!
Boggs: Mauler now with Powers...and he bangs his head on the guard rail! Powers looks a bit dazed here....irish whip by Mauler and Powers nails the steel steps, sending the top half flying up in the air!! WOW! What force!!
Royce: Damn right....man, I'm glad those landing inside the guard rail area and not in the crowd....geez!
Boggs: Powers is hurt here....but not out....Mauler now climbing back in the ring....Powers getting his bearings and climbing in the ring as well....Mauler on the attack here....forearms smash to the back of the neck by Mauler...Powers down to one knee....now Mauler lifts his knee and catches Powers right under the chin!
Royce: Oww...man, Mauler has come out like a ball of fire here....
Boggs: Indeed...a man possessed as they say....Mauler now whips Powers into the opposite corner...follows it in with a...NO! Powers moved and Mauler landed his elbow right on the turnbuckle pad!!! That should provide the time Powers needs and it does....right hand...another, another by Powers...Mauler is reeling here....
Royce: But not going down!!
Boggs: Indeed King....Mauler now down to one knee, as Powers starts off the ropes and gives Mauler a clothesline and now Mauler is down....near the corner here, and Powers is climbing the 2nd turnbuckle....and yes! He drops his knee right into the chest of Mauler and that knocks the wind out of Mauler here....goes for a pin...1, 2, NO! Kick out by Mauler, and that was close, we nearly hadda pinfall....
Royce: Man, Powers now has the advantage....back and forth they go, RB!
Boggs: Powers now with Mauler and he whips him into the ropes...NO! Mauler reverses it and Powers goes off the ropes....he ducks the clothesline from Mauler and goes back off the ropes....flying forearm from Powers!! Mauler is down.....Powers quickly back up here, and sinches up a suplex...and nails it!! Great move by the Magnificent One!
Royce: He's going for a pin here, Randy....1, 2, NO! Mauler managed to kick out again....wow, what resiliancy shown by the former GFWA Heavyweight Champion.....
Boggs: That was close, though, King....Powers quickly back up here....starts Mauler off the ropes....SPEAR!! He speared Mauler right into the mat!!! Great move...and Mauler is dazed and could be hurt....Powers climbs the 2nd turnbuckle again....he's waiting for Mauler to get up....Mauler is getting up slowly here....Powers leaps....WOW!! What a massive missile dropkick from Powers!!! That's 280 pounds flying right into your chest, King!!!
Royce: That should do it, right?? Man, what a move!!
Boggs: Indeed it could, as Powers goes for the cover here....1, 2, NO!! Mauler managed to kick out AGAIN!!! Amazing....Powers now with the advantage...he's up....irish whip by Powers and Mauler goes off the ropes....right into a sleeper hold!! Great move to slow the big man down....Powers sinching it in....tighter and tighter....Mauler down to one knee here...and now down on his butt....
Royce: This could be it for Mauler here....
Boggs: The ref is holding up Mauler's hand....it drops!! That's one.....holding it up again.....it drops again!!! That's two...one more and Powers will have won the match via submission......he raises it.....NO! Mauler gets it up.....and now shaking both arms to try and gain some momentum and break this hold by Powers!!
Royce: Listen, the crowd is behind him!! Listen to them, RB!
Boggs: Mauler now back up on his feet.....he reaches behind Powers...lifts him up......YES!! Back body drop and a nice one there!!! Powers landed right on his head.....Mauler might have spent his energy there, however...both men are down....the referee begins his count....(1.......2........3..........4.......)...Mauler is up first...and now Powers....Powers with a punch to the face....both men are exchanging right hands in the center of the ring.....like two heavyweight boxers duking it out!!!
Royce: What a match!!!!
Boggs: Mauler starts Powers off the ropes now....no!!! SHOULDER TACKLE BY POWERS AND MAULER GOES DOWN.....POWERS IS SIGNALING FOR THE MANUEVER....COULD HE??? HE SINCHES THE BIG MAN....AND HAS HIM UP!!!!! HE'S HOLDING HIM IN MID-AIR HERE....AND YES!!! DRIVES HIM TO THE MAT WITH AUTHORITY!!!!
Royce: What strength!!!!!
Boggs: The ref with the count....Powers with the cover....1, 2, 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What a match!!!! Powers is victorious!!! Mike Powers is victorious over the Mauler!!!! What a match!!! Listen to this crowd!!!!!
("Me Against The World" kicks up inside the arena.)
Boggs: Wow!!! Listen to this crowd, King....erupting over this match!!! Powers is victorious....he's getting the mic....he has something to say.....
Mike Powers: Mauler, you gave me a good match....but if this is the best the GFWA has to offer, then it's only a matter of time before I get my shot at the Heavyweight belt.....Watts, I suggest you grow eyes in the f*ckin' back of your damn head boy.....I'm comin' for you.....The Foundation has spoken. *drops the mic as "Me Against The World" kicks up all anew*
Boggs: Those words directed right at the Heavyweight Champion himself.....boy, I tell ya what, King, this has been a spectacular night and it's going to only get better as we have our Main Event coming up next.....Skarrphace versus White Chocolate....right after this timeout!!! Don't you go away!!!!!!
**COMMERCIAL
BREAK**
(The
scene fades back in as Bob Stallworth stands at center ring
awaiting the cue from the producer. He gets it and begins.)
Skarrphace
vs. White
Chocolate
(Extreme
Rules Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is
scheduled for one fall and is an Extreme rules match. Coming down
to the ring........the #1 contender to the World Heavyweight
title.......at 7 feet 2 inches tall, weighing 345
pounds........White Chocolate!
("Ain't nothing but A G Thang" by Dr. Dre plays as WC comes out)
Stallworth: And his opponent........at 6 feet 5 inches tall and 278 pounds...........Skarrphace!!!!
("Hate me Now" by Nas plays as Skarrphace walks down to the ring with a chair.)
Boggs: Wait a minute......WC has the mic, I think he's gonna say a few words?
WC: I know you're the Commish and all Skarrphace but, ............**BAM!!**
Royce: Ohh, Phace just nailed WC with the chair before he could finish.
Boggs: Phace throws WC outside the ring and here they go............Phace again with the chair............Phace takes the chair and crack's it across WC's back. Phace grabs WC by the hair and pulls him up the ramp.......WC stops him, back suplex by WC. WC picks up Skarrphace..........ohh, piledriver on the ramp. Skarrphace is out. WC goes for the cover......1, 2, ..........watch out! Watts and Bronsun out from the back. They're dismantling Skarrphace and WC. Watts with a DDT on Skarrphace. They're double teaming WC now. Wait......Bronsun is signaling to Watts.
Royce: I don't like this Randy.
Boggs: Bronsun throws WC to Watts........Oh my god! Watts just back body dropped WC off the ramp down to the floor. WC went crashing through those tables down there.
Royce: It had to be about 25-30 feet. I can't believe it!!!!
Boggs: This is serious, WC isn't moving. Watts and Bronsun are just laughing at WC. Wait.......Phace is up...........Ohh, Phace pushed Bronsun off the ramp down to the floor! Watts and Skarrphace are going at it, trading punches on the ramp.......Look! Lethal Soldier is out now........he has a chair.........ohh he cracked Watts over the head. Watts is down. Skarrphace with a lowblow on LS. Phace with a Regulator Clothesline on LS!!!! Skarrphace is just yelling at LS!!!!
Royce: Look Randy, Bronsun is getting up.
Boggs: Bronsun is getting up...........he climbs through the crowd as Phace is just stomping on LS. Bronsun is up, he lowblows Phace from behind. Watts is instructing Bronsun........he's telling Bronsun to take LS in the back.........Bronsun and Watts are taking LS in the back. What's gonna happen?
Royce: I can't believe WC is still down.
Boggs: Me either, he must be seriously hurt. Phace is getting up and walking over to the edge of the ramp.
Royce: What's he gonna do?
Boggs: Wait.........Ohhhhhh!!!!! Skarrphace just leaped off the ramp down to on WC. Wow, I can't believe it. Phace is up, WC is still out. Phace picks up WC's limp body...........Regulator! Regulator!!!! Phace with the cover......1, 2, 3! Phace wins!
Royce: Phace had this match from the beginning. I tell ya Randy, I don't think WC has it anymore.
Boggs: Well, the paramedics are coming out now and helping WC up. I don't know if he can make it to Nuclear War, King. We will have to see.
("Hate Me Now" kicks up inside the arena.)
Royce: Skarrphace is triumphant in his return to the ring....and now he's leaving the arena....what a night, Randy!!!
Boggs: You got that right, King.....well, 'Phace is leaving and so must we....we're out of time!!! So, for King Royce and Denise Lopez, I'm Randy Boggs, saying Goodnight from Salt Lake City!!! Saturday Night Rumble has been a presentation of the GFWA, For Serious Efed Wrestlers ONLY!!! Goodnight from RUMBLE!!!!!!!