Live
from The Nassua Collesseum
The Meadowlands, New Jersey
October 16th, 1999
(The scene fades in. The GFWA logo is on the screen with the words "For Serious Efed Wrestlers ONLY!" on the screen. That fades out and the Saturday Night Rumble theme music and video packages kicks up. As the video package dies down, the scene fades into the arena. Many of the fans are holding up signs. As the camera pans the crowd once or twice, you hear the familiar voice of Randy Boggs.)
Randy Boggs: We are just one night away from the next biggest Pay-Per-View in the GFWA, Nuclear War I!! And this New Jersey crowd is pumped, and they are ready....are you ready.....to RUMBLE??? Good evening, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the Nassau Collessuem in the Meadowlands, New Jersey for another jam-packed edition of Saturday Night Rumble!! Hello again everybody, this is Randy Boggs, along side me the ever-vescent King Royce!
King Royce: Woohoo! Randy, we're gettin' ready to cross the pond, so to speak, as Nuclear War I is gonna be live on Pay-Per-View, tomorrow night, from Wembley Stadium, in bloody England!! *haha!*
Randy Boggs: Right you are, King! But tonight, we've got a barrel full of action in store for you!! We have matches that will have a direct effect on Nuclear War tomorrow night!! Two matches to determine the Number One Contendership in both the Extreme and T.V. Rankings, as The Butcher goes up against "Awesome" Adam King for the Number One spot in the Extreme rankings, and Sky Sunder faces off against Joesef Gestapo for the top spot in the T.V. Rankings!! Both winners will go on to face the champs at Nuclear War!!
King Royce: Man, what a night!! Plus, we have the debut of 2 newcomers to the GFWA....Sugah Daddy and C-Dawg go toe-to-toe, as well as J.D. Sunder going up against Karnage in an extreme rules match!!! What a night it's gonna be, RB!!
Randy Boggs: Indeed, King!! Wait a second, we're getting something from the back here....let's see what's going on....
(The scene shifts to the back and one of the entrances into the arena as Mike Powers enters the arena with his equipment bag draped over his shoulder. The crowd can be heard going crazy at his appearance on the G-Tron.)
Boggs: That's Powers, King!!! The Foundation is in New Jersey!!! What a night it's gonna be, don't go anywhere...!
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Boggs: Welcome back to New Jersey!! Rumble is on
the air and we're about to get things started with our first
match of the night....so let's head up to Bob Stallworth for the
introductions of our first contest!!
Sugah
Daddy vs. C-Dawg
(Regular
Rules Match)
Stallworth: This match is shceduled for one fall. Coming
down to the ring, he stands 6 feet 11 inches tall and weighs in
at 280 pounds, he is Sugah...DADDY!!!
("Pimpin' Ain't Eazy" by Big Daddy Kane comes on as Sugah Daddy walks out to the ring.)
Stallworth: And his opponent.......standing 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighing 274 pounds, C-Dawg!!
("Pimpin' Ain't Eazy by Big Daddy Kane plays again, the crowd looks confused as C-Dawg comes down and gets in the ring as the bell rings.)
Royce: C-Dawg goes right at Sugah..........body slam, Sugah is down.
Boggs: The Dawg is stomping on Sugah. He picks him up...........reverse suplex.............Dawg gets Sugah in a bear hug...........Sugah breaks out........a right, big clothsline. Sugah picks up Dawg and throws him into the turnbuckle.........Dawg bounces off.......face smash by Sugah. He makes the cover, 2 count. Dawg with a poke to the eyes.......Ohh, Dawg with a lowblow, the ref didn't see it.
Royce: What was the ref looking at?
Boggs: I don't know King. Dawg with a powerslam.......he climbs the ropes........Sugah is still down.........Dawg leaps off with an elbow........Sugah moves! Dawg hit the mat with such force. He's holding his elbow. Sugah is up, a couple of knee bashes to C-Dawg.........belly to back suplex.
Royce: Sugah is on fire. He has controlled this match.
Boggs: He has King, Sugah with a famasser.......he goes for the cover........2 count. Dawg grabs the ref........he pushes the ref into Sugah.......Ohh, Dawg caught Sugah with a vicious right. The ref got in Sugah's way and C-Dawg came in with a cheap shot. C-Dawg is on top of Sugah throwing punches at him. C-Dawg picks up Sugah.......he goes for a spinning pancake.......Sugah kicks out of it right into a tombstone piledriver! C-Dawg is out. Sugah picks up C-Dawg........shoulder breaker! The ref counts......1, 2, 3! Sugah with the win over C-Dawg!
Royce: This match was back and forth but Sugah prevailed in the end. He didn't dominate like he should have. Maybe I need to show him a thing or two?
Boggs: I doubt it King........the last person he needs pointers from is you.
Royce: I strongly doubt you can do better. You never even wrestled before you little weasle.
Boggs: Alright, alright!! We're getting something from the back here....let's head back to Denise Lopez...Denise?
(The scene shifts back to the backstage interview area. Denise Lopez is standing with Adam King.)
Denise Lopez: Mr. King, you've made some immediate impact after your arrival here in the GFWA, and now you've got a shot at the Number One Contendership in the Extreme rankings as you face a GFWA veteran, The Butcher.
Adam King: Denise, tonight the Epitome of Extreme takes it one step further....no one can step into the ring with me and out-Extreme me. I am the Master....and tonight, The Butcher can bring everything he wants to bring to our match, because when it's all said and done, King will walk out the winner....and then tomorrow night, at Nuclear War, The Lethal Soldier will know why I am the biggest, fastest up and coming Extreme superstar....the reign of the King begins tonight!
(King walks off and Lopez looks dumbfounded as the scene shifts back to inside the arena.)
Boggs: Well, King looks focused here....it should be a great match....let's head over to Bob Stallworth for the introductions of our next match, it's J.D. Sunder versus Karnage....
J.D.
Sunder vs. Karnage
(Extreme
Rules Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, the following Extreme
rules contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first,
coming down to the ring, he stands 6 feet 11 inches tall and
weighs 320 pounds, he is J.D. *pause* SUNDER!!!
("When Worlds Collide" by POWERMAN5000 kicks up as J.D. Sunder makes his way to the ring. He looks very pissed at something.)
Stallworth: And his opponent, he stands 7 feet 1 inches tall and weighs 315 pounds, Karnage!!!!
("Hooty Hoo" by Tru' kicks up as Karnage makes his way out to the ring. J.D. meets him halfway up the ramp.)
Boggs: Well, here we go, these two giants aren't wasting anytime as they go at it on the outside, exchanging blows up the ramp....now these two are on the top of the rampway...the referee there with them, remember this is an 'anything goes' matchup...falls count anywhere in the building....Karnage now with JD....and oh! Short-arm clothesline and a beauty!! JD hit the ramp hard....might be hurt here....
Royce: With these two goin' at it, it's liable to be a quick match!!
Boggs: Indeed, King....now these two are fighting to the back....in the backstage area, just continuing to exchange blows....neither one can seem to get the upper hand...
Royce: Where are they goin'??? *laughing*
Boggs: Maybe all the way to Wembley Stadium, King! *laughing* Karnage now whipping JD into a steel door....oh! That had to hurt....picking him up now....what's this?? Karnage is climbing a ladder near a table...JD is laid out on the table....he's not gonna....OH!! Karnage jumped from the 5th rung of the ladder onto the table, but JD moved just in time!! What a collision!!
Royce: That shook the very foundations of the building, Randy!!!
Boggs: So Karnage is down here....JD is getting up slowly...still these two in the backstage area....JD picks up Karnage who gets up slowly himself....he starts to just punch him around a bit here....looks like they might be headed back out to the arena area here....
Royce: Finally!!
Boggs: JD now with an irish whip into some tables....OH! He crashed hard did Karnage there....JD talking some trash to Karnage here....he's picking up some sort of metal plate....looks like maybe a cookie sheet or something.....*BAM!!!* Wow!! He just leveled Karnage there with that thing!!!
Royce: Looks like Karnage is busted up, RB....JD throws the bent cookie sheet to the side here....
Boggs: Indeed, Karnage is busted up here....JD picks him up and is leading him back to the arena here....and now they appear on the ramp way....wait!! Karnage suddenly grabs JD and whips him around and delivers a stunning clothesline!!! And JD goes tumbling down the ramp!!! WOW!!! Karnage following it up now....JD is up.....and a rugged shoulder tackle and JD is down!!
Royce: What a match this has been....these two are leaving it all here....
Boggs: Karnage, busted and bleeding here, picking up JD and moving him into the ring....he's setting up a table now on the outside and then follows JD into the ring....the table on the outside....Karnage now punching JD in the face and head....Karnage now with JD....he's setting him up for the Total Annailation here.....he's got him up....what's he doing???? He's holding him up....walking over to the ropes.....OH MY GOD!!! HE JUST POWERBOMBED HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN ONTO THE TABLE BELOW!!! I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN MY LIFE....MY GOD, KING DID YOU HEAR THAT IMPACT AS J.D. WENT THRU THE TABLE FROM ABOUT 15 FEET IN THE AIR AND HIT THE FLOOR??????? HE COULD HAVE A BROKEN BACK HERE!!!!
Royce: I know!!! Spectacular move by Karnage....now Karnage follows him out to the outside...and pins him....
Boggs: That's all academic now, I think....the referee with the count....1, 2, 3....and that is it!!!! Karnage is your winner.....JD is out cold here.....he could be seriously hurt....wait!! Out from the back!! It's Sky Sunder!!!! He's running down the rampway!!! *BAM!!* He nails Karnage with a steel chair!!! Karnage is down!!!!
Royce: Sky's getting in the ring now!!!
Boggs: Karnage and J.D. Sunder are both out here on the outside....Sky's in the ring...wait a second....from the crowd......it's Chaos!!!! Chaos is in the ring now!!! Chaotic kick to Sky!!! Sky goes down!!!! This is bedlam!!! Total bedlam!! Listen to this crowd!!!!
Royce: Chaos is leaving thru the crowd now and Sky is getting up....wow, what a stunning few moments we've just experienced here!!
Boggs: Indeed, Karnage is still out....and Sky is
getting JD and they're leaving the arena....Karnage is getting up
finally here....and he moves to the back now....wow!!! What a
match!!!! It's time for our next match of the night, so without
delay, let's send it over to Bob Stallworth for the intros!!
The Butcher vs.
"Awesome" Adam King
(Extreme
Rules Match)
Stallworth: This next match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the Number One Contendership in the Extreme rankings!!! Coming down now, standing 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighing 268 pounds......."Awesome" Adam King!
("Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" by Prong plays as King walks out to the ring.)
Stallworth: And his opponent.....standing 6 feet 6 inches tall and weighing in at 268 pounds, The Butcher!!!
("Nutshell" by Alice In Chains kicks up as The Butcher makes his way out from the back and down to the ring.)
Boggs: Butcher and King go right at it. King with a couple of lefts.......clothsline. Butcher gets up.........missess a right........King with a kick to Butchers stomach.......powerbomb! King covers Butcher, 2 count. King grabs Butcher and throws him outside. King with a body slam on the floor.........King throws Butcher into the rail........King follows him in........Butcher moves!
Royce: King crashes into the rail. His head is busted open.
Boggs: A little cut has opened over the left eye of Adam King. Butcher is on him.......left, right, kick to the stomach. Butcher throws King into the ring pole. Butcher stomps him down........picks up King and puts him in the ring. Butcher with a ddt....he goes for the cover, 2 count. Butcher throws King to the ropes.......Sleeper, sleeper! Wait.......King with a chinbreaker right but the sleeper hold. Both men ae out in the ring.
Royce: A good move by King to save himself. If he didn't do that he might have lost.
Boggs: King and Butcher get up at the same time. Butcher goes for a suplex......blocked......King with a suplex on the Butcher. King is up....kick to the face of the Butcher...... a couple of knee bashes......King with a flatliner, 2 count. A lot of face paced action in this match. King throws Butcher to the ropes......Butcher ducks a clothsline.......King ducks a Butcher left.......Ohh, Butcher caught him with a spinning spinebuster! Butcher might have him, he covers him, 1, 2, .....King kicks out. Butcher throws King to the ropes......King ducks the clothsline.....grabs the butchers head.......Neckbreaker! Butcher is out. King makes the cover........and the win!
Royce: King with a surprise move on the Butcher.......wait, the Butcher with a dropkick to the back of Adam King. Butcher is just stomping King.........Butcher going outside the ring.
Boggs: Butcher gets a chair. What is he gonna do with that? Ohh, right over the head of Adam King. Butcher is standing in the ring with the chair raised high in the air. But it doesn't matter because "Awesome" Adam King is headed to Nuclear War to face The Lethal Soldier for the Extreme title!!! Well, it's time for our next match....but before that, let's take our last commercial break....don't go anywhere!!
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Boggs: We're back here on Saturday Night Rumble!!!
Let's head over to Bob Stallworth for the introductions of the
competitors for the final match of the night!!
Sky
Sunder vs. Joesef
Gestapo
(Regular
Rules Match)
Stallworth: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest
is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the Number One
Contendership in the Television rankings....introducing first,
standing 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighing in at 291 pounds, Sky
Sunder!!!!!
("Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit comes on and Sky makes his way out to the ring....the crowd is going crazy!!)
Stallworth: And his opponent, standing 6 feet 11 inches tall and weighing in at 315 pounds, Joesef Gestapo!!!
("Asche Zu Asche" by Rammstein kicks up as Joesef Gestapo comes down to the ring.)
Boggs: These two engaging in a bit of a staredown here....and now lock it up in the center of the ring....irish whip by Sunder....Sky follows that up with a clothesline on the big man....Gestapo is rocked, but doesn't go down....Sky now off the ropes himself and tries a shoulder tackle, but Gestapo follows it up with a drop toe hold and into a front face lock....
Royce: These Germans are superior technical athletes....he's wear down Sky here....
Boggs: That a prediction, Kingfish? *laughs* Now Gestapo is working Sky back up here....keeping the head lock sinched in.....but Sky pushes him off and into the ropes....but no! Gestapo right back into the headlock position on Sky here....tightening that headlock down!!
Royce: I told ya he's gonna wear him down!
Boggs: Sky now reaches down and yes! Back body drop on Gestapo....Sky with a cover here...1, 2, no! Gestapo kicks out....we almost had a winner....Gestapo now back up quickly....gets Sky.....OH! DDT by Gestapo and now he's going for a cover...1, 2, NO!! Kick out by Sky here...
Royce: Now THAT was close....wow!
Boggs: Indeed....Gestapo in control, whips Sky into the turnbuckle here....he hits hard!! Gestapo following it up with a no!! Sky moves and Gestapo hits the turnbuckle hard....Sky now back in and level Gestapo with a few punches to the face here....right hands...in succession.....and Gestapo finally goes down!
Royce: Sky with a cover, RB!!
Boggs: No! Kick out by Gestapo here....Sky gets Gestapo up....picks up Gestapo....sidewalk slam!! Nicely done....Sky up and off the ropes....tries a legdrop....no!! Missed as Gestapo moved out of the way!!!
Royce: They are just going back and forth here!! Gestapo back up!!
Boggs: Irish whip by Gestapo on Sky....running clothesline!! Nice move....he picks up Sky and gets him in the corner....Gestapo is climbing to the 2nd turnbuckle here....Sky is up beside him....OH!! Jumping bulldog takedown and Gestapo drives Sky's face right into the mat here!!
Royce: That could do it!!!
Boggs: Gestapo with a cover here....1, 2, NO!! Sky kicked out at the very last second here, King!!! What a match!!!
Royce: Wait a second....do I see someone coming down here??? Who is that???
Boggs: That's Biggunn, King....but he's just standing on the top of the ramp...I guess he wants to get a bird's eye view of his next opponent...I would've thought he might be in England by now...he's gotten Sky's attention though....he's up and standing now on the ring apron jawing at Biggunn here....Gestapo is on the move here, King!!!
Royce: Look out Sky!!!
Boggs: OH MY!!! Gestapo with a devestating dropkick that nailed Sky right in the back and flipped Sky out of the ring and down onto the floor!!! What a move!!! Gestapo now following Sky out and rolling him back in the ring.....he's signalling for the Silent Treatment.....he's got Sky on his belly here.....
Royce: He's got it locked!!! Right in the center of the ring!!!
Boggs: Will Sky tap out here......YES!!! He did!!!! We have a new Number One Contender for the Television title and his name is Joesef Gestapo!!!! Wait a damn minute here....Biggunn running down the ramp here.....he's getting in the ring!!! He just whacked Gestapo with his T.V. title belt!!!
Royce: Sky's getting up now....look out, RB!!!
Boggs: Now Sky and Biggunn start to go at it here....and Gestapo is up....all three men now going at it here in the center of the ring.....Folks, we're out of time here....OH MY GOD!!! Biggunn just powershotted Gestapo down onto the floor!!!! We're out of time, so for King Royce, and Denise Lopez, this is Randy Boggs....NO!!!! Not on the announcer's tabl......
(The scene fades out with the GFWA logo on the screen.)