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| Disasterous Details |
| When good intentions go awry... |
| Who is she marrying? Who told her to wear that dress? Could it be...SATAN?! |
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| Email Us! ghettoweddings@yahoo.com |
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| This wedding is protected by: THE RED THE BLACK and THE GREEN SISSIES!!!!!!!! |
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| My God! Someone please help this woman! Her bosom is sprouting cauliflower! |
| I'm sorry Paw Paw, I never meant to hurt youuu, I never meant to make you cry, but you got a shotgun at my wedding (sung to the tune of Eminem's "Cleaning out My Closet") |
| Yea verily they journey two by two, towards the glowing chamagne-filled pool of death. From on high, the progenitors of such devilment look down upon the chaos and smile from atop the Hell cake. |
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| If Zeus visited Maria Von Trapp in the form of a fruitcake, they would spawn this dress. |
| Flowergirl powers...ACTIVATE!!!! |
| In Romania, if a girl is not married by the age of 20, she goes to visit the Old Gypsy Woman, who tells her, "Wear this dress, do this dance, and the next man you see will fall in love with you. HE SHALL BE THINE!" |
| In a high pitched squeaky voice: Don't drink the champagne! It is cheap, it is from Price Club, and it will trap your soul! We used to be real people once, now we are doomed to spend eternity like this! |