GHOSTLY TIPS
Nabiki Tendou, here! Sometimes we Ghost Detectives just can't be there to help you out with your problems! So, these are some handy tips to use when you're faced with the paranormal!
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Ghostly Tips Volume #1 !
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Q: I'm being chased by a vampire...he has his mouth at my neck...what should I--AUGH!
A: Sorry, but it looks like you asked that question a tad late, sweetie. But for those who have a vampire on their tail, and are wondering what they should do to escape harm, here is a handy and useful technique to ensure your safety: Run like hell.
Q: I'm stuck in a corner. There's a large, scaly monster about to grab me. I can't run anywhere. What should I do?
A: Here are three steps you need to follow in such an event:
1. Bend over.
2. Put your head between your legs.
3. And kiss your butt goodbye.
Q: There's a gremlin in my washing machine. What should I do?
A: I'd suggest you check the line of clothing you're wearing if it has gremlins in it. Other than that, use a softening soap, and hope for the best.
Q: There's a large three headed dog chasing our children! My husband and I just don't know what to do!
A: Well the answer is rather simple...have more kids. And I'm sure you two know how to do that.
Q: My child has just been possessed by a ghost sandwich...um...what should I do?
A: You might want to be careful about what you buy at grocery stores. You know what they say about most meat products.
Q: YOU AREN'T HELPING ME AT ALL!
A: Well, you'd be right saying that, actually. I can help you...for a price (namely 8,000 yen upfront). Meet me outside, just wait by that headless ghost with the axe. Yeah...he'll be very nice to you...
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*screams can be heard*
Ranma: Um, Nabiki-san...don't you think that was a little...wrong?
Nabiki: Nothing is wrong in ghosts and money!
Ranma: U.U...isn't that supposed to be Love and War?
Nabiki: Tomato, Tamato.
Ranma: *sweatdrop*
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