As it so happens, 'Pizza' was completed (or, rather, HALF-completed) in the early part of 1997, before the inception of D.P.  And it wasn't scripted.  It was three people and a video camera who had a very lame idea to make a short film.  So, if you're looking for something with the depth and dedication put into 'A Tip for the Pizzaman,' you will not find it here.

So, what's it about?  Essentially, three friends grapple over the last piece of pizza left in a delivery order.  When one of them manages to steal it for himself, one of them becomes evil and storms out, threatening to extract the pizza from the guilty party's anus.  The other becomes a pawn in a really shallow and I-could-care-less plot.

This short, incomplete film is exceptionally cheesy (no pun intended), and should be viewed only when one of the stars is in the room with you.  To see a hokeyed-up version of this movie, or, at least, view the cast list, click here.  If you would prefer to be spared the wanton dramatics, click here to return to projects.  To send an e-mail with questions in regards to 'Pizza,' click here.