Myrtle's Guide To Learning Foreign Languages
Now Myrtle knows she has talent an abundance of it. But how does Myrtle harness her talent into the study of foreign languages?

The study of foreign languages is a complex and detailed one. It involves utter dedication from the student and someone with a lot of time on their hands. Myrtle falls into both these categories. As a ghost, I have no life and nothing to do and am very dedicated to achieving my goals. That is; if I set out to haunt or torture someone I will keep going until the job is done.

An added advantage in the study of foreign languages is the student’s ability to travel and experience the language and culture in practice. Myrtle finds a trip through the pipes to France or Japan a refreshing one. Toilets in foreign countries are fun. Seat warmers and bidettes. Nice stuff.

It is, however best if you experience more than just the bathrooms of these fascinating places. Myrtle however cannot because she does not like traveling around outside bathrooms because people like to insult Myrtle, just coz she’s got glasses. At least in a bathroom I have some chance of revenge!

Bon Voyage!

Myrtle
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