love

Visitors to my humble abode should know whom I love and who will eventually whisk me away to a fairy tale ending. But how can you sustain a relationship with someone when you are a ghost and he or she is mortal? How you ask can the good prince Harry worship and adore me when he can’t even touch me? Ahh, the life of a ghost.

Your charming personality alone is all that can keep your love by your side. Though to all other mortals I appear glum, solitary and an annoyance, to my Harry I kind, knowledgeable and helpful. I show him what I like to call the better side of my personality. Not that I don’t enjoy being an annoyance, it just doesn’t win you love.

When your surroundings do not suit the tastes of your love, you must get out and pay a visit to a new, more glamourous location. Say for instance, the Prefect’s Bathroom instead of my own. It is a much nicer place to chat and if all else fails at least it isn’t a girl’s bathroom like mine so Harry can take a bath in there! (Note to readers: Do not get ideas about perving on Harry whilst he is in the bath. That’s my idea!)

While most courting couples send each other flowers, candy and serenades of love, when you are a ghost this has no relevance. You cannot eat, have no appreciation of living things like plants and prefer music’s of a slightly different genre. It becomes important that you make your love aware of what you do like. If you don’t both lives can become very dull and your romance can quickly lose its spark.

In parting from you, I offer you a final piece of advice, especially to Hermione, Cho and Ginny. Keep your hands off my man! Harry will one day give me the kiss of life and I shan’t be forced to write guides to life anymore. I will have a life!

Ciao Bellas,

Myrtle
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