* Neville will become Herbology Teacher
* Dumbledore will die at the end of the 7th book.
* Dumbledore will give his powers to Harry on his death.
* Harry is the Heir to Gryffindor and Ron is his second in command.
* Gilderoy Lockhart and Rita Skeeter will have a child together.
* Snape will grow an extra eye because he snoops too much and then he will fall in love with a house elf.
* Dobby will marry a new elf called Doblet. They will have four children. Harry, Potter, Yrrah and Rettop.
* I will become alive again after Harry, the good prince, gives me the kiss of life.
* Doblet was in fact, the Potter's house elf.
* Malfoy will be expelled in the seventh book. He has found a way to smuggle a television into Hogwarts, and get it to work. He gets caught watching Melrose Place, a show despised by wizards, and far too raunchy for a young lad to watch.
* Sirius Black will be redeemed and accepted as a a professor at Hogwarts in the sixth book. Unfortunately, there is a curse on the position and he has to leave to help fight Voldemort. He vows though, to be the only defence against the dark arts teacher to return to Hogwarts.
* I, Moaning Myrtle, will capture Wormtail and torture him with pointy sticks until he is sent to Azkaban.
* Harry has a twin brother named Barry who lives in Scotland with a Muggle family. He is unaware of Harry being his brother.
* Malfoy will turn into an evil goat and Pansy Parkinson will dump him and he will have to turn to a mermaid for a girlfriend.
* Ron, Seamus, Dean and Harry, will discover another 12 uses for dragon blood. Including aphrodisiacs and invisibility formulas.
* Fawkes the Phoenix will produce yet another wand. One that will in time belong to to Voldemort's Heir..........Dudley Dursley.
* I, Moaning Myrtle, will launch a singing career. I will be wonderful after all those years singing in the bathroom.
* We have not seen the end of Gilderoy Lockhart. After regaining his memory, fathering a child with Rita Skeeter and winning Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Contest for the 6th time, Lockhart will return to Hogwarts. He will return with his travelling seminar, "How to look one's best when pretending to battle ferocious beasts."
* A transfer student will be, shall we say, the object of Harry's affection in the 6th book. She will transfer into Harry's year at the begining of the school year and Harry will be postively transfixed. Bad luck Cho, Ginny, Hermione and Me.
* Harry will become Captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch Team.
* Hermione will discover something that she isn't good at. Unfortunately, if Myrtle let that slip, oooo she might end up with another book being thrown at her.
* Crabbe and Goyle turn out to be smarter than we think! When Malfoy tries to smuggle in some "Playwizard" magazines, they shut him up in a cupboard so they don't get into trouble. Unfortunately, they have such feeble brains so they can't resist taking a peek at the magazines. To their horror, they find Mrs Malfoy on the cover. Urgghh.
* I, Moaning Myrtle, will (with the assistance of Harry, Ron and Hermione) turn Olive Hornby into a ghost. I will torture her with pointy sticks and other implements until she realises, that my glasses are cool and the good prince Harry, loves ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Mr. and Mrs. Weasley will no longer be as poor as we originally were led to believe. Mr. and Mrs. Weasley will walk into a large fortune. They will realise that Percy is not worth having as a son and is more valuable as a lab rat and sell him off. After this they feel really bad, but remember that Percy was not worth having for a son because he was a useless git and so damn annoying that it was better off to get rid of him. Fred, George & Ron are very pleased at this and dance for joy. They make so much money that Ron gets a new set of dress robes and is the star of every ball to come.
* Quirrell is not dead like we all believe. He is actually suffering from amnesia and living in Bulgaria under an assumed identity.
* Crookshanks will triumph over Mrs. Norris when Mrs. N tries attack Sirius in Amagni form. There'll be a good ol' cat fight and of course, Crookshanks will come out the victor.
* I, Moaning Myrtle will discover a way to get pizza delivered to my toilet even though I live in an "s" bend of a toilet thats location is classified information.
* The wizarding world falls into a nasty dilemma when You-Know-Who takes over the chocolate frog company. Indeed the dilemma becomes so bad that everyone is forced to boycott good ol' choccie frogs because otherwise they will be brainwashed and taken over to the "dark-side"
* The lucky students of Hogwarts meet Gilderoy Lockhart again when he returns to cast some extras in his debut film "Give A Beast A Smile." Unfortunately, when Harry uncovers the git's plan to not pay the extras; production is canceled and he is forced to live in exile while he is hunted down by an angry mob.
* Professor Trelawney is discovered to be a fraud. It turns out that as well as not being able to predict the future she is really not a she, nor is she a wizard. He is a Muggle prison escapee nick-named "Teabag" because he left a teabag at the sight of each crime. Upon escaping the he/she stumbled upon a port-key and was transported to Hogsmeade, where due to the effects of the port-key suffered a personality transformation and now thinks himself to be Sybill Trelawney, who in reality does not exist, like her ability to predict the future. In a dream, the truth comes to Hermione who does all in her power to uncover the fake.
* I, Moaning Myrtle will be made a Hogwart's Professor. Due to the alarming number of ghosts coming into existance (no doubt due to the number of deaths caused by Voldemort) Dumbledore appoints me to take a class dedicated to accepting your transition to ghostie-hood. I indeed am very happy because I get to clone people to take after me and one day my clone army and I can finally get rid of Olive Hornby!!! Muhahahahahahahahahaha!