Well here is a little dictionary of terms from my life (Inspired by Ed):
house (n) - woman.
chimney (n) - the face. good chimneys are always desired.
awning (n) - the chest. boredom can make a guy seem like a jerk.
door (n) - entrance to a house.
door bell (n) - method to stimulate the opening of the door.
window (n) - the back of a house.
window shopping (v) - checking out girls. often done at crossgates.
beach house (n) - an extremely desirable piece of real estate. often used in particular reference to one house.
There are other terms from my real estate days, but they are too rude to put on my website.
ghettofantabulous (adj. adv.) - the condition of white middle class kids trying to be gangsters, not to be cool, but rather to make fun of whiggers. "CB-4 helped to make 40's night ghettofantabulous."
schmitty style (n) - joking reference to anal sex. often said in a pseudo-pirate style. "Arrrr, scmitty style!!"
five-o sprints (n) - the act of running from the police to elude capture. a favored past time in Allentown. often done from grave yards down hills into barbed wire.
whoop-whoop (n) - an imitation of a police car siren. used as a warning for the necessity of a five-o sprint or to signify the passing of a police car.
orgy-boy (n) - a name for me by my friends from Allentown, in reference to the skinny dipping parties some of my neighbors threw which were broken up by the police.
cookie (v) - sending a cookie or cookies to a table of attractive girls with the misguided hope of receiving a phone number or some other compensation. often performed at Perkin's Family Restaraunt. "Hey Fred, it's time to cookie."
Allen (n) - shortened version of the name of my high school, William Allen. often muttered under breath or said in conjunction with a cough. "Where did you go to high school?" "(cough) Allen."
blurpified 1. (adj.) - describes the state one reaches after drinking a blurpee from the only known 7-10 in the world. similar to nirvana. 2. (v) - past tense of blurpify. the act of drinking blurpee.
humdy ride (n) - a pimped-out car. "Bookman has quite the humdy-ride."
touch me (unknown) - a random utterance from my mouth. often followed quickly by "No!"
dog (unknown) - similar to "touch me", but much safer to say.
whihopped (adj. pronounced: wee-hopped) - an affliction with which many men at RPI suffer. "Bob was seriously whihopped."
whihofed (adj. pronounced: wee-hoffed) - an affliction worse than being whihopped. "Albini is whihofed."
rape (v) - to break open. "My card doesn't work." "Just rape the back door."
happy switch (n) - the period after which someone acts extremely childish, giddy, and often breaks things. "Bob hit his happy switch."
power hours (n) - the period in which a group of people start saying and doing many assinine things. they occur at random times and are often the product of sleep deprivation or great amounts of stress.
super suite (n) - the combination of sharp 303 and 304. often the breeding grounds of power hours.
snarf (v) - to have liquid expelled through the nostrils. "Erik made Jess snarf milk."
what couch (n) - a term of endearment and an inside joke. refers to Mark's inflatable blue couch. "Where's the couch?" "What couch?!"
no clipping mode (n) - refers to graphics bug in computer games. Bob's attempt to walk through doors with the misguided belief that they are not solid. always followed by the loud thud of Bob's body crashing into a door.
Planck's Constant-Man (n) - Ryan's name for no clipping mode. A joke that is truly a nerd-school joke.
Troylette (n) - less than complimentary name for the residents of Troy, NY, location of RPI.
quote (n)- a reaction to something stupid or funny being said, in reference to Dennis' running list of quotes. often heard during power hours. "I don't want straight sex!" "Quote!!"