19/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Reminder to Dave: You're still it. Well it's time to continue the Monkeyman Chronicles: Here is the final chapter of the monkeyman chronicles before spring break. Full brain shutdown has been achieved; unfortunately it's Tuesday, doh! Does anyone know if there's such a thing as a brain defibrulator? (CLEAR!!) The search for the gold blazer continues. Dum, dum dum (That's supposed to be dramatic music). Monkeyman never had a flair for the dramatic. Monkeyman has realized that a good deal of the real estate in Troy has redeeming qualities. Now Monkeyman has to stop monkeying around and show why he earned full real estate agent status. There is one piece of real estate that Monkeyman has had his eye on for a while. Monkeyman summons the "Cajones Gods" for courage. Maybe monkeyman will see this house all decked out at TEP's real estate bash, on April 15th. What's the deal with short profiles?
2. 19/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Reminder to Dave: You're still it. Spring break is over. Brain is now running at 40% capacity. It takes a while for the wheels to get turning. Damn mental retardation. I guess I shouldn't have hit my head on my bed board so many times when I was little. Monkeyman's quest for prime real estate continues. Monkeyman could definitely go for some nice lake-front property. I still want that really nice piece of property that I see so often in my travels. Yes, I know Mark, I should stop being unrealistic. Well Monkeyman is stocking up on bananas, so he is signing out for now.
3. 19/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. Hi, Monkeyman is back in the land of the living. Monkeyman is going to live in Sharp next year. Maybe, real estate fortunes will improve. After all, location, location, location. Monkeyman looks forward to singing April 16th, 2 pm at Troy Savings Bank Music Hall. Hmm how's the real estate in town? Monkeyman looks forward to life as a music minor. Yes, Monkeyman is a howler monkey. The search for bananas and swinging trees continues. Monkeyman wants to give pizza to get real estate. A pizza is a terrible thing to waste. Do you know the Monkeyman?
4. 19/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. Monkeyman realizes the chronicles are early this week, but it had to be done. Monkeymanhas begun to ponder 'later'. Monkeyman is happy now. 'Maybe' someday Monkeyman will do more than ponder 'later'. Tomorrow is concert day. Woohoo!! Monkeyman also looks forward to getting his groove on today. Monkeyman would like to wish his brothers good luck in their dealings with real estate this evening. Monkeyman also experienced root beer upside down. Side note: Carbonated beverages clear the sinuses amazingly fast.
5. 19/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. Yes, it's time for another Monkeyman chronicles. Monkeyman had a great time getting his groove on. He hopes that everyone had as good a time as he. Monkeyman also sang his heart out today. Next year Monkeyman looks forward to his responsibilities as chorale publicity manager. Monkeyman man admits that he showed a particularly stupid attitude towards investigating real estate today. Monkeyman hopes that his confidence comes back after years of rejection because he must admit that women are generally amazing and beautiful people. Monkeyman misses the heartfelt discussions with his female friends
6. 19/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. Monkeyman plans on living life to it's fullest this weekend. Monkeyman continues to ponder 'later'. Later is such a beautiful word. Although Monkeyman wonders about the deeper workings of 'later', Monkeyman fears the friendzone. Monkeyman plans on experiencing some more beverages upside down. Monkeyman would like to make a shout out to his fellow Sharp invaders. Summer is nearing and the jungle beckons to Monkeyman. Oh the days of swinging from tree to tree. Bananas and justice for all!!
7. 19/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. Happy Easter. Luke 24:1-7, " Now upon the first day of the week, very early in the morning, they came unto the sepulchre, bringing the spices which they had prepared, and certain others with them. And they found the stone rolled away from the sepulchre. And they entered in, and found not the body of the Lord Jesus. And it came to pass, as they were much perplexed thereabout, behold, two men stood by them in shining garments: And as they were afraid, and bowed down their faces to the earth, they said unto them, Why seek ye the living among the dead? He is not here, but is risen:
8. 19/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. Monkeyman has returned to the jungle of Troy. The house hunting shall begin. Don't worry Dave, Monkeyman always remembers his banana. Also, for those interested; Mr. Dog has returned!! It's time to make Sharp Hall not such a dull place. Live it up boys. We're still Crocketteers at heart!! Hehe. Anyway, Monkeyman must find a good swinging tree. Peace out!!
9. 19/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. Well Monkeyman has been swinging through the trees and some good real estate has been eyed. True key is that Monkey humor works so far. Good sign. Monkeyman is finding out the difficulty of investigating real estate even when he sees it often. (Note to self: grow testicles) Sam has already threatened interference; not a good sign. Bad memories being rehashed. Monkeyman hopes to do something about the real estate before Wednesday since certain people have told him to close the deal by then. Monkeyman is also planning on enjoying his last week as a teenager.
10. 19/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. Oh the stories to tell. The jungle got a little wild even for Monkeyman's taste, but it was his own fault. Monkeyman seems to have made even more progress in his real estate endeavour. Monkeyman also made the discovery the 42 hour fasts suck. Monkeyman is toning it down for the upcoming weekend. Hopefully he will have a good weekend for other reasons. Oh yeah Monkeyman is 20 now.
11. 19/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. So the powers that be have decided that Monkeyman can't swing that way. (Fuck Reslife!!) Monkeyman also realizes that part of the reason why he wanted is the reason why he can't have!! Damn primate standards!! So Monkeyman is back to square one. Let the real estate shopping begin. Monkeyman has decided that this year is all about the banana.!!
12. 19/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. Monkeyman is more confused than ever. The house seems welcoming, but he keeps getting himself on the invisible fence. Monkeyman really likes this house. It pains Monkeyman to see the welcome mat but no answer at the door. Also the banana boat is not fully ship shape. (Barh curbs suck) Monkeyman gets to test his goal tending skills. Time to get the cobwebs out of the knees. Monkeyman is also preparing for his first howl. Unfortunately this howl is keeping him away from fine real estate. Although this might help Monkeyman to remain focused on the one house. So is this year all about the banana?
13. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. The plot thickens. The knife twists. Evidently, fate has found a way to make living in the jungle of Sharp a bad thing. Cruel twist of fate. Monkeyman has to just be patient and for the time being just be friends (God, Monkeyman hates that phrase.) Monkeyman loves the beasts of the jungle too much to leave. So he just has to make it obvious that he's the ideal buyer for this real estate. Hockey tomorrow and howling on Saturday; can life get any better? Yes, definitely. Tune in next time. Same Monkey channel some moneky time.
14. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. Monkeyman honestly has no clue as to his love life. Monkdom would be simpler. But theres that whole no nookie thing. Howling on Saturday went well even though it occurred in a padded room. The banana boat is back in working order. Monkeyman was told to find another house. But he doesn't want to he likes the house that he cant have. Guess that's the Monkey's problem. So the banana remains uneaten.
15. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. The banana boat is back out of commission. Darn Troy roads. Monkeyman is truly beginning to question if it will get better. Too often Monkeyman has heard at least it can't get worse and it has. Monkeyman still wants a house it's becoming less and less likely he can have. Monkeyman thinks this one is worse than the 32 times he's gotten to the friendzone combined. Monkeyman hates risers thrown overhand. Is he the only one who obeys the laws of physics in this jungle? Monkeyman doesn't like seeing the fellow beasts get hurt. The beasts should look out for each other. Not attack each other.
16. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. Monkeyman and the banana boat look towards a venture to the southern jungle. Monkeyman will get one of his friends blurpified. Monkeyman still wants a house he can't have but he is quickly losing motivation. What adventures await Monkeyman in the wilds of the Lehigh Valley? Only time will tell. Will his luck take a turn for the better? Or is the banana just going to rot?
17. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. The banana boat successfully carried Monkeyman and Pimpdaddy to Blurpee Land. (Note: Blurpee Land is where one becomes blurpified. For more information go here: http://www.enter.net/~butcher/blurpee.html ) The weekend in the southern jungle was enjoyable. Monkeyman returns with more desire to climb trees and more purpose in the banana. This week Monkeyman must figure out where he shall head in the real estate market. No more half-heartedness it's all or nothing time.
18. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. So Monkeyman has lost his cajones. Spends half the night trying to forget about what can't be and quite unsucessfully. Spends the other half getting cajones just a second to late. Monkeyman has survived 20 years without bears whats another 60. Is it too late to become a monk? At least then monkeyman would have a valid excuse. People tell monkeyman it will get better and at the beginning of the year monkey believed. But monkeyman just can't believe it anymore.
19.20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. So, the time has come for another Monkeyman chronicles. This week should be interesting. First, cooking time with Uncle Monkeyman on Wednesday. Then Friday should be a true adventure. Will the real estate abound? Beach houses and other quality property? If the houses are there, will it matter? Or is Monkeyman just not in the buyers market anymore? Well if he doesn't shop around, the monkey will groove the night away with music provided by a Stud and a hamster. Monkeyman must be like a midget at a urinal; he must stay on his toes!!
20. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. It's that time again. No, I cleaned my belly button lint yesterday. I meant it's time for another monkeyman chronicles. Monkeyman grooved the night away on Friday. Props to Mouth. (You're my hero.) What does it mean to have a jack o latern named after you? Does it mean Monkeyman should be carved, have a candle put inside of him and eventually be thrown from a moving vehicle? Monkeyman hopes not. Or does it mean that Monkeyman's seeds are desired? What's wrong with a bear that looks like a cub? At least they aren't real cubs, Pimpdaddy!! Did you love your Monkey today?
21. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. Monkeyman is confusturated. He is unsure of his life. He has further tracked the bear and actually knows less about the bear. Well less about the bear's mind. No doubt in Monkeyman's mind the more he hunts the bear the more he wants to catch it. The words escape him all he can say is "As you wish." At least he's a helpful Monkey. Bears always appreciate help. He knows that where ever he ends up he will come back. Princess Bride fans know what I'm talking about.
22. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. Monkeyman's heart has never played these games with him. When the bear's around he's happy but frustrated. When the bear's not around he's frustrated and sad. The Monkey's ready to run around and howl. So frustrated, so frustrated. Monkeyman can take this much longer he needs resolution. For once Monkeyman doesn't have a clue and he actually wants to have a clue. In this case, ignorance isn't bliss. Monkeyman wants to utter three words, but all he can do is laugh and smile.
23. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. :-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-) :-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-) Reminder to all of my friends: I love all of you don't ever forget that. Anytime you need anything. I'm here. Also, Monkeyman just wants to say he is extremely happy.
24. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. The jungle is a lot friendlier when u have someone to swing through the trees with you. Monkeyman has begun the brain shutdown countdown to Turkey Day. Monkeyman looks forward to a relatively calm week. He also can't wait for the retreat. Some real monkeying around is inevitable. Yippeee!!! Yes, Monkeyman has a good life. :-D Does brains equal good? No matter. Monkey brains have been displayed.
25. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. Monkeyman is part of a dynasty. A-League Gym Hockey Conquerors "The Heaving Spleens" Now the Spleens have conquered A-league softball. Congratulations!! Monkeyman is definitely having more fun in the jungle. It's time for some good old fashioned tom-foolery this weekend. Oh Monkeyman will reign supreme. Pig piles on Wingman!! One last thing Monkeyman wants to thank his lucky stars for his life and what its given him. :-)
26. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. Monkeyman loved this weekend. A good old fashioned escape from work and hassles. Remember beware super secret stealth mode, but remember it can leave a hand print and a fond memory. Mmm Brain shutdown in two days. Gears already grinding to a halt. Don't worry Pimpdaddy, Monkeyman will stay awake for most of the trip to PA. Although the predictions of the omniscient Hamster loom large. Remember, highway rest stops are a bad thing. Monkeyman will leave everyone with one final question: Where are your boxers?? ;-)
27. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. Mmm....turkey. Monkeyman had an enjoyable Thanksgiving now it's time for some more work. Monkeyman also plans on taking a certain someone out for real food. Monkeyman likes being taken. It's a lot of fun. A happy Monkey is a nice Monkey. Monkeyman must begin to plan for Christmas. Monkeyman hopes beyond hope for a white Christmas this year. Monkeyman also hopes to ring in the new millenium with a bang. Yes, that's right we're still in the 20th century. Monkey touching count: 15 males 5 females. Someday this shirt willl work ;-)
28. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. A date a date, the Monkey had a date. Monkeyman finally got to take his girl out. A very enjoyable experience. :-) Now Monkeyman looks forward to a day of howling. Then some work. Then some other stuff. Monkeyman is definitely enjoying life. Happy happy joy joy!! Monkeyman has definitely found some great swinging trees finally. Peel banana. Peel, peel banana.
29. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. It begins. So, it's finals time. Doggone it!! Monkeyman must get the brain in high gear. This semester was a success and Monkeyman wants to keep it that way. It has been a fun semester and Monkeyman wants to thank his friends and special someone for that. Now Christmas approaches. Mmm presents. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God and saying Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will towards men. Merry Christmas everyone!!
30. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Woohoo finals good & the jungle of the LV allowed Monkeyman to do some good swinging.Monkeyman is also proud to announce that he stole NinjaWorm's soul.Ask for details.Monkeyman is ready for this semester and the good times. Sharp is bouncing again and the insanity is slowly returning to it's normal high. Monkeyman saw later today. Luckily it's not a concern of Monkeyman anymore. Cause Monkeyman was in rare form. New lines for Monkeyman:I'm sorry.Did I say that out loud? Because I should have. Put the German flag over her head and do it for revenge!
31. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. Thought I forgot hey? Monkeyman is back in town. Watch out Troy protect your trees and bananas!! Monkeyman loves being with his jungle mates. Sharp is where the wild things are. Monkeyman is becoming addicted to skating on the tv. Since in real life his signature move is the 360 face plant. Well that's all for now. Tune in later for more Monkeying around. :-):-):-)Welcome to the Jungle
32. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. Welcome to the Jungle Well, there's comes a time in every Monkey's life where he has to do some serious reevaluation of his life and values and needs. He needs to weigh the positives and negatives and decide what is really important to him. He needs to realize that not too many things are forever and stop trying to make himself believe they are. He needs to realize the true nature of the things he has and not make them out to be grander than they are. He needs to realize when he comes 1st.
33. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. Welcome to the Jungle Do I expect too much? Is there something I'm missing? Am I too idealistic when it comes to these things? Should I just be happy with good? Or am I allowed to look for great? These are the questions the Monkeyman is asking while he beats his head against the wall for becoming the thing he feared hed become, a complete asshole. If monkeyman could make his heart feel a certain way he would. It would make him and those important to him happier right now. I'm so sorry.
34. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. Welcome to the Jungle Back to the drawing board for Monkeyman. The jungle's a little colder but it well get better. Right now Monkeyman is gonna take some time off. He's not in the buyers market. After that who knows, maybe Century 21 will make a repeat appearance. Stranger things have happend. Monkeyman wants to remind his friends he loves them all and wouldnt trade them for anything. Well this Monkey has a banana. Remember potassium is good for you! ;-)
35. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. Welcome to the Jungle I am so sick....sck i mean sick. I guess this is what happens when so many of your friends are sick. This is an easy excuse for Monkeyman to keep it on the dl. My throat burns, my head hurts, and my stomach is doing funky things. Oh boy fun times are ahead. Wake me when I'm better.
36. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Dave: You're still it. Welcome to the Jungle Well the Monkeyman is single again. It's time for another Valentines Day alone. 20 and counting. Monkeyman really doesn't get it. Hopefully some day he will. Thats why he's still in the jungle. There's gold in them thar hills....hopefully. Monkeyman is a nice monkey so in theory there will be others. Problem is Monkeyman has always been the nice Monkey but too many houses in this jungle like bad monkeys and thats definitely not the monkeyman. Off to Atown soon.
37. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Rich: You're still it. Welcome to the Jungle Monkeyman went to A-town; nothing happened there. Monkeyman knows a lot less about himself now. He has to do a lot of soul searching. Unfortunately he has to do a lot of work. Valentine's Day is not a favored holiday of the Monkeyman. It reminds him of all his failures and what could have been. What about the homecoming queen? What about his first love? What about the girl he liked last year? What about his pursuits this year? Will this Monkey ever get it right?
38. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Sam: You're still it. Welcome to the Jungle Kirsten is right: Don't cry cause its over. Smile cause it happened. Monkeyman wants to get it right and realizes that unfortunately he has to get it wrong to finally get it right. Someday he will. He's going to try his damndest. People in general are frustrating. Monkeyman wants to share his entire life with someone and that includes the stuff he does that's wrong or bad. He wants someone who will share the same. What do you want?
39. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Sam: You're still it. Welcome to the Jungle Well, Monkeyman will return in the fall. He will miss his companions of the jungle, but he needs to be home right now. But watch out come fall, Monkeyman will be back and ready to do some serious real estate investigation. So Monkeyman is signing off for now but he will return.......GO BANANA!!
40. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Sam: You're still it. Welcome to the Jungle So, it's becoming painfully obvious that Monkeyman made the right decision in deciding to leave. At least he'll be among family and friends. Some day life will be a happy thing. Who knows when. Oh well no shock to Monkeyman, his life is one big pile of shit. Some day he'll get it together.
41. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Sam: You're still it. Welcome to the Jungle Well Monkeyman wants to thank his cousin for reminding him that he does have friend :-) Today reminded Monkeyman he has a lot of stuff to go through and learn about before he is whole again. Hopefully he will be ready for RPI by the fall, but if he isn't oh well. He has to heal himself before he can be a real monkey again. Life is a challenge and no one ever said it was easy. One day Monkeyman will be able to deal with that fact. Godspeed to all loved ones
42. 20/m student at RPI likes tennis, singing, and stuff Brother at TEP. Reminder to Sam: You're still it. Welcome to the Jungle Monkeyman misses the jungle. Monkeyman still doesn't get women. Although he would like to retract his statement. His friend at Syracuse is a sweetie and he's pleased as punch just to be a friend of hers. :-) Monkeyman however does get jobs and he has one now. Nothing glorious just a cashier at a dollar store but its money. Keep in touch boys, Monkeyman misses you.Will however listed me as a crush please just tell me...im not that sharp. I dont get hints.