| Project Kleenex |
| Last X-mas night, Dad had rented a digital camera... I had a little fun with it, and when Dad found out what I was up to, he joined me... I am warning you now, that if you don't care for bathroom humour, you need not proceed. This is very disturbing for the weak-stomached. MWA HAHAHAHA.... I know its a long wait for the pictures to load, but, hey, it's worth it. |
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| One calm, serene Christmas evening, I was taking a leak in my Father's bathroom... |
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| ...when the kleenex i used to wipe jumped out of the toilet before I could - |
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| - flush the toilet!!! |
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| The kleenex decided he had some nasty breath, so he brushed his teeth... |
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| Don't worry, he rinsed his mouth out afterward. |
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| He had to wash the pee smell off of himself so he got in the shower. |
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| All of that washing and personal hygeine made the little kleenex hungry, so he decided to grab himself some christmas cookies. |
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| Seeing as how it was so late, he was having trouble staying awake... Naturally, he made himself some coffee. |
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| Hot mulled apple cider, anyone? |
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| After his meal, out little friend was sleepy, so he lay himself to sleep... When he woke up, though, he was a new kleenex... |
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| ... an evil kleenex!! That lil 'bugger attacked Dad's shoulder and bit a chunk out of it!!! |
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| Then he decided that he would try his hand at chug-a-luggin beer! |
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| Yep, that's him smokin some cigarettes... Where did he get the zippo, is what i wanted to know.I was very displeased with him, so... |
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| I scolded his ass! I told him he better straighten up and fly right! |
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| *sigh* you know you've got it bad, when there's a psycho kleenex in your house that's printing pornographic images off of the internet!! |
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| He was so upset he flung himself onto my bed and started bawling his little non-existent eyes out. I cried too, I felt so bad... |
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| Psst: Check out the size of that booger i got when I cried!! |
| Attention: All images and concepts on this page are (C) to me, Kate Dow, and may not be taken from this site by anyone with out permission. Thank you for respecting the privacy of those involved in this omcplicated storyline. Many many squares of toilet paper were harmed in this production. The cat, nor any other living being excepting the kleenex was hurt.. |
| Come back again soon for another episode of kleenex humour! |