Stella and Stanley, our dedicated Cathedral Office staff, really have very little to do in their brand-new spiffy office, and so they have offered their services to members and friends of the Order (for a minor modest fee, of course). All monies collected for services will go to the cost of materials provided or for the needs of the Order.
     Stanley is a Athlon 1.2g w/ way too much RAM, 80 gig HD, DSL modem, and all the usual bells and whistles, including a 100-meg Zip drive. (Sorry about the tech talk.) Stella, our printer/scanner/ copier/fax is a Canon MultiPass C3000, which can print up to photo-quality graphics as well as scan or copy in brilliant Black & White. This means that we are our own small-scale Kinko's-type-store-no-copyright-infringement-intended, and can help you input, configure, spiff up, print, publish, and/or send your stuff, be it your resume, your portfolio, or an invitation to Great Aunt Whosit's 80th Birthday Party. We also do business cards, letterheads, banners, or anything else you or we can come up with (we hope -- but you should have seen the software we got with the printer!).
     Remember, we also have our Button Press, and can put your image on a button or find an image for you. Or think about your favorite saying about Life and the Universe on a button for the whole world to see! In any font or style you want!
     Prices negotiable for all of our services, though we appreciate your covering the cost of materials and labor.
     Email the Office Staff with any questions you may have about how we can help you look good; because if you look good, we feel better! We've got the stuff, you've got the need -- let's do something about it!

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