Sacraments of the Order -- This is the section of our Catechism that talks about the various rites that the Order is willing to perform at this time, along with our basic ideas about each. Baptism is available in Virtual form in the Sanctuary, or you can Click Here to go there directly; we have some ideas about virtual forms of the other sacraments, and would be willing to discuss them with you. Just Ask.
The Headquarters of the Holy Order of Our Lady of Debauchery are physically located in Portland, Oregon, USA, Earth; if you are in the neighborhood, it would be possible for either the Mother Superior or the Grand Inquisitor (or both; let's face it, they're usually not too far apart from each other) to perform a rite in person. If you are out of our local area, you would either have to come to us or let us come to you on your nickel (at least for now . . .). We can't afford travel and lodging; but arrangements can get creative if you really want to see us. (We do sleep on furniture, though we're a little feeble and creaky to deal with floors anymore.)
Although the Mother Superior and the Grand Inquisitor are Ordained Ministers with the Universal Life Church , we are not yet legal to marry or bury in the State of Oregon yet. We hope to have that situation remedied soon, but for now we aren't legal. CYA.

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