Heart Attack!!
S: Beam me up, Jesus! "Call 9-1-1...dumbass!" March 27th
M: Hey ‘nacky. I'm hungry =o) Alright, so ya wanna know what me and Chris talked about? Everything pretty much.
S: Hey, uh, ‘nacky? I just kicked uh, nicky's ass in dots! Go me! 23 to 2! So anywayz, whatcha doin''over spring break?
M: Hehem, anyway…… I told him about John and everything, so he knows all about that situation.
S: Btw, I'm just gonna say that I just had a heart attack.
M: HEHEM!
S: IT HURT!
M: Alright, am I gonna have to kick some pickle ass?
S: I just thought y'all would care that I almost DIED!
M: Well it didn't come off.
S: Well then I'm telling you now. I JUST HAD AN ALMOST-FATAL HEART ATTACK!
M: (She's such a faker.)
S: AM NOT!
M: Anyway, we talked until midnight and he's really nice and sweet too. I told him about how I believe in wishes and dreams and he said he did too and fate and that everything happens for a reason……
S: Oh my God! I'm having ANOTHER heart attack! Call 911!
M: She's about to have that pen stuck up her ass.
S: Ewww. I DID almost DIE. I guess this is when I know who my REAL friends are……
M: Enough about her so I got to 2nd hour today and he's like "hey" and I said "hey" and I didn't talk but then at the end of the hour he's like "hey lil miss, why you bein' so quiet?" and I said "I''m always quiet" and he's like "No you're not!" He said he's had a crush since day one. EEEEE!
S: I want a man. Somebody get me a man. Well, ya know, provided I don't DIE OF A HEART ATTACK FIRST!
M: Ack! n-e-way, he went to get some water and his mom was like "who's that?" and he said "Megan. You don't know her yet but you will. She's comin' over, she just doesn't know it." *gush*
S: ……makin' me sick here……
M: Sarah is such a sucker for pain. WEAK!
S: HEART ATTACKS HURT DAMMIT! OW!
M: Let's see if we can make her throw up with all the mushy stuff!! We made a wish at 11:11 and he was like "what'd you wish for? Would you tell me if it came true?"
S: BLECH! Anywayz, so about my, ya know, near death experience. My chest started to hurt when I breathed out and……
M: OH MY GOD! So anyway, I told him that I——
S: Ya know what that reminds me of? WHEN I HAD A HEART ATTACK!
M: hehem. had wished that he'd call and he was like "why did you waste all those wishes?"
S: So, like, my heart started going really fast and my chest hurt like freakin' heck. I thought I was gonna die.
M: Well golly freakin' heck man!! This is the funniest thing you'll ever read. I'm making copies. WAHOO!
S: HE-HAW!! Ow, my heart……
M: Her heart is abreakin'. "her achy breaky heart"
S: Owie! Ya think this is like a major problem? I mean could I live a normal life if I don't, ya know, DIE or something?
M: I told Chris my dream (minus that it was him) and the interpretations and he said "well maybe you just found the solution" (!).
S: So, anyway, I've been given a gift! I have a new sense of being……
M: BYE!
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