Toes
Toes. Toes are very mysterious. I believe the scientific term for them is phalanges. I think toes should be worshipped. Some people have small toes, and some have big ones, some even have eleven (and no, that isn't normal!). Some people paint their toenails all pretty. One common mystery amogst men (if that's what they classify themselves as, otherwise known as boys, imments) is why women paint their toenails in the winter when no-one sees them. We simply reply with "why not?" Some people have a second toe that is way longer than their big toe. I hate that! Toes inspired a new fad: toe socks. Some folks are good to their toes and use foot lotion and get pedicures. To those not so nice, the toes get revenge and supply them with corns and that one burning of the foot thing, so people, be nice to your toes!! They are a gift from the almight (no, not god). I leave you with these lines to recite with you toes: "This little piggy went to market; this little piggy stayed home; this little piggy had roast beef; this little piggy had none; and this little piggy went wee-wee-wee all the way home."
Copyright Megan C. 01/19/00