You Know You're A Crazed Gilligan's Island Fan When....
1. You nickname your best friend Skinny Mulligan
2. You call your boss Skipper.
3. No matter what your teacher's name is, you insist upon calling him/her Professor or Roy Hinkley.
4. You search every possible store in hopes of finding a Gilligan Halloween costume.
5. You form a band and call yourselves either the Honeybees, the Gnats, or the Mosquitoes.
6. Your lifelong ambition is to live on an uncharted desert isle.
7. You were upset when you couldn't find Mary Ann's coconut cream pie recipe on the internet.
8. You use a boot with some feathers on it as a decoy when duck hunting.
9. You're convinced that aliens from Mars are covered in multi-coloured feathers.
10. You've tried to knock your teeth out of place in hopes of becoming a radio (or just to see if you have the same shape skull as Gilligan).
11. Your room is wallpapered in posters of the cast and crew.
12. You wrote a hate letter to the gift store when they said they couldn't order the Gilligan's Island Christmas ornaments (it was ONLY the middle of summer!)
13. You refuse to wear anything except for clothes that look like the character's costumes.
14. You noticed (in the episode where Skipper is teaching Gilligan how to be Skipper) that when Gilligan falls off the cliff, he's wearing the Skipper's hat, but when he's holding onto the branch, he's wearing his own.
15. You've always wondered why the passengers had so much stuff with them.
16. You turned on the stock market news and were upset when there was nothing said about the Howell industry.
17. You cry every time they don't get off the island.
18. You recite episodes from memory.
19. You spent a bundle of money on videos of the episodes, when you already had them taped off of television.
20. You get upset when the theme refers to the Professor and Mary Ann as "the rest".
21. You cried at "Rescue From Gilligan's Island".
22. You often wonder why Gilligan and Skipper seem to be the only ones who never change clothes.
23. You get a craving for licorice every time you watch the show.  (I do!)
24. It bugs you that in "Rescue From Gilligan's Island" Gilligan's shirt was slightly different.
25. You believe that "Survivor" stole their idea from Gilligan's Island.
26. You simply have to have a palm tree in the yard, just so you can climb up and pick coconuts.
27. You often quote lines from the show that make no sense in the present situation.
28. You've talked to a gorilla.
29. You have somone climb up a palm tree and drop coconuts on your head, just so you could see what Gilligan and Skipper must have gone through.
30.  You go to the video rental store and are upset when you can't find any movies starring Ginger Grant.
31.  You talk to the television when the show is on, thinking they'll hear you.
32.  In a fan mail letter, you sent an inflatable raft.  Or, even worse, a speedboat.
33.  ndefkueasbhuifhaeuirhukawhr!!! <--- you understood that!  (actually, it has nothing to do with the show.. but heck, I needed something to put in!)
34. You realized that this page is the colours of Gilligan's outfit!