God's Voicemail.

We have all learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of modern life. But you may have wondered: what if God decided to install voice mail?
Imagine praying and hearing this:
Thank you for calling The Lord's House. Please select from the following options:
Press 1 for REQUESTS
Press 2 for THANKSGIVING
Press 3 for COMPLAINTS
Press 4 for ALL OTHER INQUIRIES"
What if God used the familiar excuse..."I'm sorry, all the angels are helping other customers right now.
Please stay on the line. Your call is important to us and will be answered in the order it was received."
Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses as you call God in prayer:
"If you would like to speak to Gabriel, Press 1
For Michael, Press 2
For a directory of other angels, Press 3."
If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm while you are holding, please Press 4."
"To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven, Press 5, enter his or her social security number, then press the pound key."
"For reservations at My Father's House, please press the letters 3-1-6."
"For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth and where Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive here." :
Our computers show that you have already called once today, Please hang up and try again tomorrow."
This office is closed for the weekend. Please call again on Monday after 9:30 am."
Isn't it great that our God is available for us ALWAYS? All we need to do is call on Him. He wants to speak with us.
For emergencies, refer to your BIBLE.