Also, telling someone you love them is enough to freak anyone out if they had no idea it was coming. You could have just said you liked her, or tried to be considerably more subtle to say the least.

It's more than a little ridiculous to be mad - isn't that what friends do, go out and have fun together ? You chose to spend your money; this girl did not force you. You have made the mistake by having the arrogance to expect something in return for it.

Did you tie her up with rope or did you just use a phone cord? Rope can be pricey these days...

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"Did they tell you that the 22nd century was going to be your final resting place?"

*yeeesh*

Yeah, Barcode, I go out a lot with other guys and girls, and we drink, buy each other drinks, etc. I don't expect anything but to get drunk by the end of the night.

Sorry, but this is the image that is conjured up whenever I read one of MajorBarcalow's rants.

I'm dying!!!! I'm fucking dying, dude!!!!!

Oh this is just too much for me to handle. I've spent like, the last hour reading his threads. I can't take it anymore. My heart just isn't up to the challenge.

Good night, Maestu. You really put me out with that one.

From what I understand, this was only the fist date! Is it not too soon to be declaring your love for this women? Any strong move at this stage would just scare her off.

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CMB: From what I understand, this was only the fist date!

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Only?! Jesus, I think you'd have to have a pretty established and trusting relationship before you committed to a "fisting" date.

She likes you YES

She want's a boyfriend NO

Oh God.

CMB and I have been... *gulp*, flirting! I wasn't even conscious of it!

1) You asked her until she said "yes". That usually means either that she wasn't very enthusiastic in the first place, or it was mild amusement. If you had been perfect, you would have had a chance at a second date, and maybe some more. But again, unless you were PERFECT, you didn't have a prayer.

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Originally posted by StarMan:
I've just realised...

Oh God.

[b]CMB and I have been... *gulp*, flirting! I wasn't even conscious of it!

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Do you want to make a confession here?

Is that a sign of latent urges?

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Originally posted by Borgs8472:
I think you need to take a more mature attiture to this girl.

She likes you YES

She want's a boyfriend NO

There's nothing wrong with hanging around with cute girls as friends, you never know, she's probably got some friends of her own who would be interested in you.

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Originally posted by TheMaster:
Two minor notes:

1) You asked her until she said "yes". That usually means either that she wasn't very enthusiastic in the first place, or it was mild amusement. If you had been perfect, you would have had a chance at a second date, and maybe some more. But again, unless you were PERFECT, you didn't have a prayer.

2) She's not your "girlfriend". If you are very,very lucky, she might still be your friend.

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Well, first, she lead onmme then. Second, I don't want her as a friend because now I hate her and I want to get even. When I see her at work, I'm going to ingor her. I already have a friend. I don't need another. I just wanted to kiss her a lot. Why?

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Originally posted by Platter:
Was anyone else expecting this thread to be about anal/oral sex?

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Yeah I thought he had gone down on her and she hadnt returned the favour.

I once met this Persian girl, fairly cute, I liked the way she looked.

The first date went fine, we had some dinner, saw a movie, there was some chemistry there.

The date ends, I take her home, she invites me in to meet her parents...I think well not the usual American custom but shes Persian so no biggie.

I go in, her parents are really nice...

We go out for me to go home, we kiss, shes a little aggressive but still acceptable.

then as she walks away does she say good night? nope. Does she say i really like ya? no.

She says "I love you!"

I then proceed to have deer in headlights look on face as I stammer out, good night.

I tried to continue through with it the next couple of dates but she was so clingy and quick to go so far that iw as like WHOA!

So in short, there are people out there who do the whole i love you thing right from the start.

the thing is, we judge them too harshly i think.

i have had love at first site before. When its mutual then everyone says how sweet. When it isnt then the person who is doing it is somehow a freak. I didnt think that girl was a freak, she just moved way too fast for me.

This girl owes you nothing - N-O-T-H-I-N-G. That's the joy of dating. You win some, you lose some.

It sounds to me like she agreed to go out with you just to get you off her back. How many times did you ask her before she finally said yes?

Sheesh

*shakes head*

Some people.

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Originally posted by plm135:

She says "I love you!"

I then proceed to have deer in headlights look on face as I stammer out, good night.

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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
I liked a girl I knew and I ask her out and she said no. But I asked her out again and I stopped until she said yes. And I went out with her because she was hot and cute and I think we had much fun. I saved money and borowed some and spent on her as much as I can so the date would be fun and she would have a good time. I even sang and danced for her. Then when I was driving her home I told her I loved her and she said we were just friends and this made me mad. So I yelled at her and she wanted to go home. I was very up set and I cried but she still wanted to go and she said she didn't want to go out with me. But yes as friends but this is a rip off for me.

I know girls aren't going to agreeing to me, but guys will because when we take a girl out, we are owed. The guys can all understand this. If she only like me as a friend, why did she go? She led me on. She shouldn't go if she did not love me. She agred to go with me and I spent my money and took her out. I think for her to change things in the middle along the way and call me her friend is a cheap rip-off. She just made me spoend my money and now she won't go out with me again. I'm very angery at her and want to get her back.

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This is one of the most Funniest/Pathetic Threads that ive read thus Far!(though i Seriously think this is fake...)

#1 In this post's title you refer to this girl as your 'Girlfriend' when in actuallity she turned you down and refuses to go with you anymore ...Supposidly.
So why would you refer to her as your Girlfriend when it is obvious by your own admittance that she is not?

#2 Where did you learn that if you buy something/take someone out that they "owe" you something?I am curious,what WHERE you expecting from her after the "date"?

#3 As said many times earlier in this thread.Why didn't you get the hint that she DIDN'T WANT TO DATE YOU, Don't you realize YOU WERE A PITTY DATE...

if this is Reality,then you really need to stop watching T.V., and read a book on dating ...or something..

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I am Seven of Nine.Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero-One.
Formerly of the Borg Collective.I Require Perfection and Efficiency
Those who cannot provide these Facilities will be Assimilated.

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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
Well, first, she lead onmme then. Second, I don't want her as a friend because now I hate her and I want to get even. When I see her at work, I'm going to ingor her. I already have a friend. I don't need another. I just wanted to kiss her a lot. Why?

[This message has been edited by MajorBarcalow (edited December 23, 2001).]

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OOOOOOkay... now you're starting to scare me.... Dude, this lady owes you nothing. You scared her off by spilling your "love" beans to early.

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Originally posted by MajorBarcalow:
I even sang and danced for her. Then when I was driving her home I told her I loved her and she said we were just friends and this made me mad. So I yelled at her and she wanted to go home. I was very up set and I cried but she still wanted to go and she said she didn't want to go out with me. But yes as friends but this is a rip off for me.

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Creepy, creepy, creepy. This makes me want to close my blinds.

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Originally posted by Captain Maestu:

Sorry, but this is the image that is conjured up whenever I read one of [b]MajorBarcalow's rants.

Is it just me?[/B]

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Thanks alot asshole. I just had all 4 impacted wisdom teeth out. I have been healing well for the last few days, but when I read your post, I laughed so hard I may have broke my sutures.

=D

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Originally posted by vampgrrl:
I've been reading this uhm strange person's posts for a while now. I can't believe this person is for real. His IQ seems to be around 50 or so and I certainly don't believe that he has a job and could even get a real live human female to even talk to him.

Besides, whoever this is just wants attention. Remember, DONT FEED THE TROLLS

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Originally posted by Seven Of Nine:

[b]This is one of the most Funniest/Pathetic Threads that ive read thus Far!(though i Seriously think this is fake...)

#1 In this post's title you refer to this girl as your 'Girlfriend' when in actuallity she turned you down and refuses to go with you anymore ...Supposidly.
So why would you refer to her as your Girlfriend when it is obvious by your own admittance that she is not?

#2 Where did you learn that if you buy something/take someone out that they "owe" you something?I am curious,what WHERE you expecting from her after the "date"?

#3 As said many times earlier in this thread.Why didn't you get the hint that she DIDN'T WANT TO DATE YOU, Don't you realize YOU WERE A PITTY DATE...

if this is Reality,then you really need to stop watching T.V., and read a book on dating ...or something..

First, I thoughtshe was going to be my girlfriend. Then, all I wanted was to kiss her a lot. I think that's fair on a first date when two pweople love each other.

Third, it wasn';t a pitty date. She was just greedy and used me for money and a meal. I know she said no alot first, but if you don't sucede, try again. I though I could talk her into it.
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Originally posted by Temis the Vorta:
Give me a break. If you want to trade sex for money JUST SAY SO at the beginning of the date. She will, of course, laugh in your face and then tell everyone she knows what a dickwad you are. So do what losers do and go out and find a real hooker. You're gonna need more money than you would spend on some teenybopper date, tho.

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This isn't what I wanted and it's wrong. I wanted to make her love me and marry me, but she ruined it. But it doesn't matter. I know another girl I like and I will get even later. I'll ignor her at work and if she ever screws up, I'll tell the supervisor on her and get her fired. You don't mess with "Big Dawg!"

MajorBarcalow, I want to have your babies! Dozens of BabyBarcalows, all running around your mother's house! Do you think she would babysit for us?

The more than ones way of saying Barcalow, I think, would be Barcalowes, or maybe just Barcalow, like sheep or deer.

Really dude i am surprised you even got a date. I can't beleive you even thought it could be romantic. Especially if you look ANYTHING like that pic Maestu posted (which I am still laughing about)

BARKY!!!

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"To love another person is to see the face of God."
Jean Valjean-Les Miserables

-the future Mrs. MajorBarcalow

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Originally posted by Malnurtured Snayer:
Dammit, I said 'hi' to that girl at the mall! She needs to strip naked right on the spot and let me fuck her up the ass.

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Dates are like job interviews. You may win, you may lose, but you'll never know until it's over. The only real difference is that there's the slight possibility of winding up naked after a date.

Hmm....

"Well,