1. What is your favorite kinda food?

Chicken
Tacos
Pizza
I hate food

2. What is your favorite past-time?

TV and video games
Working on a top secret experiment to help me take over the planet
Playing with a rubber piggy
Trying to find evidence of paranormal activity and submitting it to a TV show

3. How well do you get along with others?

I like to be with anyone!
I hate everyone! Except for my leaders...
People don't really like me, they think I'm crazy
I don't hang aound other people that often...

4. What is your ideal career?

Being ruler of the planet, what else?
Don't know, don't care...well, maybe something to do with video games...
I want to be a paranormal investigator, or something related to the supernatural
Food!

5. Someone is bugging you, what do you do?

Get away! You smell like feet!!!
Give them a worried look and then go on saying that the janitor might be a vampire
Bug them back!
Ignore them, and if they touch me I'll make them pay

6. Which description would best describe your ideal friend?

Someone I can relate to
Someone I can have a lot of fun with
Someone who's quiet and doesn't bother me too much
Friend? I need no friends!

7. If you fail a school test, what do you do?

Forget about it
Become disappointed for a few seconds, then forget about it
Scream, "NOOO!", throw it in someone's face and try harder next time
Fold it up into a paper airplane and fly it

8. If someone rings your doorbell, what do you do?

Answer it!
See who it is first
Aah, I'll make someone else get it
Open the door slowly

9. What is your favorite color?

Black
Red and other dominant colors
blue
Happy bright colors!

10. If someone were to interview you, what would you first say?

Finally, and chance to prove to the world I'm not crazy!
Leave me alone
I love Earth!
Meow!

11. Which writing utensil do you prefer?

Something permanent
Crayons!
I guess it depends on the writing surface
something erasable, that way if some idiot messes me up I can start over

12. Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

I probably did
I like cookies
What is the purpose of this question?
Disgusting cookie filth!

13. What is your most prized possession?

My computer
My squeaky toys
My video games
My base

14. What do you say to people most often?

I'm a normal human worm baby
.....
Hi! I like you!
I'm sane, you know

15. If you could switch places with someone for a day, who would it be?

A paranormal investigator
The president (who else has the most power on this filthy planet?)
The owner of Crazy Taco!
No one