Dictionary Of Shit
Ghost shit-the kind of shit where you feel the shit come out, have shit on the T.P. , but there's no shit in the toilet.
Clean away shit-the kind of shit where you shit it out, see it in the toilet but there's nothing on the T.P.
Wet shit-the kind of shit where you wipe your ass so many times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper in-between your ass and you underwear so you don't ruin the with skid marks.
Second wind shits-this happens when you're finish shitting, you've pulled your pants half way to your knees and then realize you have to shits some more.
Through your nose shit-the kind where you strain so much to get that fuckin shit out you have a stroke.
Richard Simmons shit-when you shit so much you loose 30 lbs.
Lincoln log shit-shit that is so huge you're afraid to flush the toilet without breaking it into a few pieces with your toilet brush.
Drinkers shit-the kind of shit that you have the morning after a long night of drinking, it's most noticeable that bizarre marks are left on the bottom of the toilet bowl.
Blowout shit-proceeded by a fart so powerful and dynamic that you check the toilet bowl for cracks after you finish.
I wish i could shit-shit where you want to shit, but all you do is sit on the toilet cramping and farting a few times.
Double flush shit-because of shit crumbs
Spinal tap shit-this is the kind where it hurts so much coming out that you swear it was coming out sideways.
Power dump shit-the kind of shit that comes out of your ass so fast that your ass checks get splashed with shity toilet water.
Exorcist shit-the kind where yellowish corn liquid shoots out of your ass, splatters all over the inside of the bowl, while the whole time burning your ass like hell.
Peek-a-boo shit-shit that comes half way out, then goes back in, halfway out then back in.