"...I'll tell ye I hae' seen this Orc, and 'tis one of the largest and most ferocious o' t'whole benighted, beastly race! 'Tis gathering its forces e'en as we speak, exhortin' its comrades to greater an' greater plateaus o' savagery and destruction. This'll nae just be a raidin' party o' orcs as we hae' seen before - nay, this'll be the Waaaggghhh t'end all Waaagghhhs!...
...These Orcs be in a foul an' murderous mood - an' nae the normal orcy foul an' murderous mood, mind ye, but a right snit at tha'! Nae just the kind o' mood where they'll beat ye senseless an' have a good laugh about it later. I'm talkin' about the kind o' a mood where they'll beat ye senseless, tie ya t'spit and slow-roast ye over an open flame 'til ye'r nowt quite dead and then break out the cutlery! I'm speakin' o' the kind of Orcy ferocity that'll 'ave refugees pourin' over the border out o' Averland like a tidal wave!! The kind t'make Elector Counts eager t'pass on their Runefangs to any who'll fight in their place!!! I'm tellin' o' the kind o' Orcy funk in t'air sooo powerful strong and full o' raw Waaaggghh that Khorne himself would consider maybe takin' a fishin' holidy fer a while!!!! Tha's right, Lads! Break out the big guns, lock up the Horses, and hide the Beer!!! The Orcs are comin' ta town!!!"
-Dennis O'Leary, Imperial Scout for the Hochland Irregulars, only survivor of Gunderson's Last Stand at Orc's Drift |
