In no particular order, stories from Harriet Monroe, Queen of the Cliffhangers and a Plot Genius, and
garden gnome, Queen of…Commas. Mostly rated PG-13/R-ish for language, adult themes, and occasional violence. Enter the obligatory "We don’t own ANYTHING" disclaimer here, because we don’t.

Mochrie’s Eleven by Harriet
I saw "Ocean’s Eleven" with the premise of writing a fic about it. Never in my wildest dreams did I think it would get the
response it did! This is a fic for anyone who has ever wanted to explore Colin’s evil side…

Drew Carey’s 13 Ghosts by Harriet and Marigold Winters
Written with my good friend, fellow TV addict and Rimmer’s secret love child, Marigold Winters. We basically started throwing idease around outside the cinema after seeing "13 Ghosts." It was so bad it cried out to be parodied.

Counting Sheep by Gnome
What happens when an insomniac decides to write some Whose Line fanfic…with an extended cast no less. Rather goofy.

The Originals by Harriet
This spurned from an idea I hadn’t thought through, so several chapters in I realized I hated it. The readers cried out for more and I gave it to them. If you like the British version of the show you’ll enjoy the inclusion of the old favorites.

(in progress)   Fall For You by Harriet
Ever wondered how two people as eccentric as Gina and Paul managed to end up married? In the first Fondue spin-off we go back in time and see how it all began and hopefully answer a few of those questions like: Why does Gina keep spare clothes in her car? Why was Paul drinking vodka shots before their first kiss? And How on earth did they make it down the aisle?

Downunder & Backwards by Harriet
The idea behind my second epic fic was that there was no idea, just a chain of unlikely events, set against the harsh Australian outback (and a few Harsh Australian towns as well).

Back Downunder by Harriet
I’d had a few people screaming for a sequel, so I put mind to keyboard and this is what came out. Lots of violence, a little bit of romance, and just as many laughs.

Sex, Lies & Fondue--a joint effort
A Downunder/Strangers crossover…What would happen if "Strangers" Fenny met "Back Downunder’s" Ritza, and are Gina and Greg just good friends?

It’s Not Over Until the Fondue Burns--a joint effort
After several days of quiet contemplation and soaking in the shocked reaction to our "non-fairytale ending" we have decided to pursue with the sequel to Sex, Lies and Fondue. We can’t guarantee it’ll be good, but we’ll try our darndest.

The Fondue Burns--a joint effort
First they were Downunder. Then they were Strangers. Then came the Sex and the Lies and everything Burned. Now, what could possibly be the last dollop of Fondue. Sit back, dim the lights, put on some soft music and watch as the Fondue Burns

A New Fork in the Fondue--a joint effort
The cheesiness continues – a year after "that" taping, we fall back into the pot. Will things finally get resolved between the lust, lies and laughter?

Fondue: the Saga Contines--a joint effort
With the fork now broken we drop back into the pot of boiling oil. It’s been nine months; have things changed?

The Fondue Curdles--a joint effort
Can Fenny’s relationship with Brad survive with Ritza back on the scene? Will Gina and Paul end up in divorce court? And can there possibly be another senseless kidnapping? Turn up the heat, get your forks ready and watch as the Fondue Curdles…

Much Ado About Fondue--a joint effort
A month ago they were beaten and tormented. They encountered death and ran for their lives. A month later and they’re faced with much worse – domesticity. Can Fenny cope with being a step mom or will it be the end of her and Brad’s relationship? Will Gina and Paul finally stay on the same continent? And is Greg’s therapist going to be able to cope with his latest set of problems?

The Fork of Wrath--a joint effort
The storm clouds started gathering in the final part of Ado and now the heavens have opened and the 'Wrath' is finally upon our group of anti-heroes. Just how are they going to cope with their latest set of problems when none of them are talking?

A Very Fonduey Christmas by Harriet
A cheesy Christmas special.

Eight Bolshie Old Guys by Harriet
I was watching some old WL one night and they did "Weird Newscasters." Ryan was a "bolshie old guy" and when he announced he was "Captain Billy" a fic was born. Although, I don’t know where the Brad being naked bit comes into it…

The Whose Line Rocky Horror Spectacular by Harriet
It happened last Saturday night, they showed the movie
I hadn’t seen it in a while, yeah, it was groovy.
So I bought the music, thought it was cool
Couldn’t get it outta my mind, not even at school
So I talked with Gnome, and she loved it too
So this was created, just for all of you!

A Whose Line Christmas Carol by Harriet
With Greg as Scrooge and four very unusual "ghosts" will you ever be able to take Christmas seriously again?
Also includes a big musical number!

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Gnome’s How to Find Chapters advice ‘cause she’s too lazy to do the 4,726 links to each chapter:
Click on the link to the story you want…at the end of the address there should be a letter and the number 1, such as f1.htm. (With the exception of Mochrie’s 11, the first chapter of which is labeled 0 because Gnome managed to screw things up.) Simply change the 1 to whatever chapter you want, such as f19.htm. Also, our home page, which shares our latest updates, has links to the most recently added chapters. Hope that helps.

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