Car: '92 Accord
Weight: 210
Hair: Blonde
- The new style pop-up adds that just have you click OK to get rid of them
- The really hot bartender at Ricky's that takes a good 5 minutes to get my beer (she got fired apparently)
- When I am going 10 over the speed limit and someone still has to pass me, they feel I'm not breaking the law enough for them
- When I'm working and am at a stop that I've never been to before, and I ask where to go with the beer, and the person there automatically thinks it's my first day on the job
- The in-game promotions guy at the Admirals games, we call him "chipmunk boy"
- When women I meet play with my emotions, and ignore other things that could be played with
- People who get shitty drunk and then talk out of their ass
- Invite people to you'r house with full intentions of ignoring them the entire night with the exception of starting an argument
- Professional sports teams who's city in their name doesn't match the city they actually play in (i.e. Chicago Wolves play in Rosemont, NY Giants and Jets don't even play in the State of NY)
- The really loud fat guy on ESPN's Dream Job
- Winter
- Anheiser-Busch
- People who refuse to drink the Beast Light
- Lop-sided boobies
- Chicks with sand in their Vagina (aka Gritty Cunt)
- Shitty auto repair shops that want to charge me $900 dollars for repairs that I had a family friend do for $400. Firestone DICKS!!
- People who ask me why this is under my profile
...to be continued...
