| Hello, I am Rachael, aka 'The Beast' or 'Spack' |
| My web-page has evolved through pre-historic woman and, developed despite the dark challenges posed by both the famous 'mincer' and infamous 'diiirrrrrty Mackem'. The journey has been tough, but left me a stronger cave-girl as a result. Undoubtedly, the greatest obstacle of all has been avoiding the delight that is, lej's venomous snake. Having resisted the urge to try and handle it 'single-handedly' as it were, my better jugement led me to ..... save it 'til later, when Maitland society sinks to new forms of tedium. Tonight is the night when Maitland reached such dizzy heights....... the plot thickens....................................... |
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| Here we have our saviour, the Christ to all Christians, the Budda to all Buddhists, the citron in our lemons, and the Wilma for every Fred. Dr. Pratt to those only in distant contact; Pratty to his friends, and a friend he certainly is. As the myth indicates, 'Pratty' has had a profound effect on all of us; encouraging us to test our bendy-ness to its limits and succeeding for the first time in tying lej's penis (with the help of 2 brownies, a Rainbow and a Beaver) into a reef knot. If only such standards could be reached by all of his students....... |
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| We are also lucky enough to know Saddam on 'friends' terms' so we will now refer to him as Rich. Rich has made multiple high-profile discoveries in the recent world - most notably on the subject of 'Amy's anatomy'. It is hard to imagine where we would be without such revelations in this field... the extent to which amy's belly-button vary's in height from that of the 'common' belly-button' (feel free to refer my personal perfect specimen) has intrigued all specialists in this highly popular area of study. It is only natural that now his value to society is such that he requires an army, paratroopers, secret police and various plastic weapons of crass construction in order to protect his high profile. |
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| Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM......... trust lej's SNAAAAAKE!!!..to wrangle its way into the song as well. From one legend to another, here we have downing college football team (ladies of course). The mission was to take-out all the lesbians which had emigrated to the lesbian-friendly capital of Dublin. |