| Pictures from the WAR |
| Viki did this page - but her computer "hates" her so therefore it didn't save - which means i have to build my own website. That can't be right - next u'll be expecting punctuation. Anyway these are pictures of war and u may need a trip to the toilet after having a shimmy at them. Who knows/cares? |
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| Before i praise this golden find - i'm going to criticise it. Lets be honest - we all know this gent is not doing the salute properly, moreover he is a member of the national front or ira or something. Gud work. Now for the praise: a salute a day helps you crowd surf: PROVEN FACT. Wots even better is the fact that this guy is probably saluting the moon. To end my analysis i will just say that i will not be happy if people start doing this version of the nasal salute. do it right.... |
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| LEFT: Viki's been looking for a new job for quite some time - therefore i decided i better get looking for something for her. after just a few seconds looking on the webbety web i found this advert. Unfortunately i think she may be a little over qualified. She requested that i add this link of a fellow shit eater. CLICK HERE. |
| RIGHT: The spoons and toilet just compliment band advert fantastically. They simply could not be ommited from the site. Unfortunately i am informed that the spoon set does not belong to a full blown scat fan - moreover it belongs to an old man who collects fridge magnets and...... shiny spoons. U can tell how often a shit spoon gets used by its shininess u know ......! |
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| A small badger: no relevence to life, not unlike the rest of the site. |
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| "Am i on fire? Shit i am! <ow this hurts> Wot do i do now? <jump around> Oooh gud its gone out....! |
| If she doesn't quite fit the bands requirement she can always fall back on her elegant florist business. I wonder if she'll do discount for us lot. We often need to buy flowers dont we! If you say so, and i do, we do! |
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| If u cant tell i'm spack bang in the middle of this photo. From left to right we have Flight Sarj Mikey Lovelle, Dry Pete, Geordie Boy, Girl (even tho she looks otherwise), Leeds (coz she was ruffer than leeds) and i'm in the foreground. I think i might be screaming - coz my mouth is wide open. its rare that the army can excite me that much - but that day i must have been high on information. |
| <-- Viki did the title there - thats it tho - so praise her.... |
| Good title int it? -----------------> |
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| This site is sponsored by the well known company - Osama Bin Laden bog rolls Ltd. The first 3 people to visit get a free roll! (if you believe that you're stupid) Actually, if anyone knows where I can get novelty bog roll from, i'd be very appreciative of your assistance. Word of the day toilet paper... education and an empty bladder / bowel all in one go - GENIUS - I'd love to meet the man who invented it - but perhaps not shake his hand........ |
| <<------ See look i did something else dint I, pointless and completely irrelevent, maybe, but an addition none the less - so you can just give it a rest with your sarcasm, cheeky git. Furthermore, I happen to think that the title is a work of art, it belongs in the Tate Gallery and you know it. (btw i corrected your spelling and grammar mistakes for you, I know, I'm too kind) HRH Viki |
| <<--- It does as well you know!! |
| How dare you criticise my title!!! |