| Here on this page is a list of things that shall be got rid of, or if you prefer totaly and thoroughly purged from the face of the earth and sent to mold and fester in the puke and piss of the Bohemia night club Urinals, or worse still sent to the specail torture champer I devised. These things are not merely the enemies of Gnome kind (and fairy kind alike) but the stupid little things that shall be ironed out of the New Gnome World Order. |
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| Many a-gnome has had to endure the humiliation of relentlessly showered with a garden sprinkler for hour on end. |
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| Old Saint Nick, a human with the supernatural powers of making raindares fly. An image of wonder and joy to young human children- this makes him dangerous. Warning: Currently pending authorisation for precision use of single tactical nuclear weapon on: North Pole> Santa's workshop. |
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