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'Bout time you showed up here. So, you need help becoming a pimp huh? Alright, fill out this form and I'll send you an official Pimpioso, "Pimp Kit". Chop-Saki full of pimpin gear, geared up for you to go out and git you some ho's. You'll get an pimp t-shirt, black silkk shirt, white silkk pants, a pimpin trenchcoat, Too $hort's Greatest Hits CD, keys to a drop top cadillac (tha car ain't included, you greedy bums), and an instruction book on how to use all tha gear. This'll run you only 10 payments of $29.95 each. But if you are gonna whine about not affording that, I'll send you the instruction book, it'll cost ya $29.95 by itself. That's called the "Scrub Kit" so yo scrubby behind can at least get started. So fill out the form, and don't hesitate. Before ya go, wait and read the disclaimer at the bottom. Pimp Power to all!
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