Here's where you'll learn how to be a real pimp. Based off of Too $hort's song "Pimpology" here you'll find the steps to follow. You'll be able to find the entire song in the songs section of the Pimp Network. So to start off....
I'm gonna tell you a story in stereo about the pimpin game that you should know but if you don't it's alright, cuz I'll be spittin this game to you all damn night 
Lesson One
Never love a bitch, or a ho. Straight up, if you fall for one they'll take you for all you got. If you wanna be a pimp, then you can't be pimped. If you get treated like a simp, then take yo sorry ass home with some Disney videos, cuz you ain't gettin any more money, any more. 
Lesson Two
This is the easiest one of the lessons, if you can't do this, or should I say, if you ain't doing this already then you better catch up before moving on, otherwise you're never gonna get anywhere, straight up. Alright, this lesson tells you to do one thing, and one thing only, ACT COOL. If you're still lost, go get one of my pimp kits. 
Lesson Three
Ain't too much to this lesson. You either got it or you don't, and if you don't you better learn how before goin out and tryin it. I dunno, go practice on your pet or the local tramp or something. Alright, breakin' a bitch. Shouldn't matter squat whether she's some poor ghetto ho, or some rich stuck up one. You're game should be able to break the broad in no time, no matter if you kick it soft or hard. Game straight up is still game, no matter how you spit it, just make sure your game isn't Parcheeze or some smack like that. 
Lesson Four
Keep ya ho. Man, this is THE most important lesson you can learn. If you lose your ho, or yo ho gets loose then your in for a world of trouble. The worst of it is that you will be sittin on yo broke ass while she out making all this dough without you. Worst fate... Just keep ya ho, once you get one, and you'll be in the clear. Remember these four lessons and you can be a pimp... Of course you have to use them too. With that...
Now you've heard my story in stereo about the pimpin game that you should know but if you don't it's alright, cuz I'll be spitting this game to ya all damn night