| Gracias to all the peeps who both told me which quotes were from "The Mack," and send in their own quotes. Use 'em with skill, to promote pimpin with the ill. And if you see any more quotes that fit this place, send 'em up and I'll put them in their place. |
| "George bought you a ring, John bought you a chain/Bitch I'm buyin you an ounce of this game." -Too $hort |
| "That nigga wanted the honeys, all we wants is the money" -Pretty Tony |
| "Next time you hear grown folks talkin' shut the f**k up ya hear" -Pretty Tony |
| "That's thirty-five thousand dollas plus one. Mutha****a can you buy that?" -Goldie (special thanks to Mr Devotion and Aaron Powell for finding the mis-quote) |
| "All bitches are the same. Just like my ho's, I keep 'em broke. They wake up one mornin' with some money, they subject to go crazy." -Pretty Tony |
| "Man move over, and let me pass, 'fore they hafta be pullin these Hushpuppies out yo mutha*****n ass!" -Dolemite |
| "A woman's legs are her best friends, but sometimes best friends have to part. Can ya dig it?" -Dolemite |
| "I went to school. All the way through school, right out the front door to the back" -Dolemite |
| "Pimps in the front, ho's in the back, chumps in the trunk." -Pimpin' Kyle (quote submitted by: The Jes Man) |
| "Bitch jumped in the car asked me where we goin'? I'm shorty the pimp, bitch, you goin' hoin'" -Too $hort |
| (Said while girl was tryin' to raise up on me in Mexico) "I swear on my life, I will sell your ass to a mexican for two dollars." -Donn Bridges |
| "If you are man enough to hit me, then I am woman enough to knock you the F**K OUT!!" -The Kidd!! |
| "If you diss now, you will jock later." -The Kidd!! |
| "When all the buildings fall pimpin gone still be tall." -K Dawg |
| "All you hoes must been mislead cause pimpin aint dead." -K Dawg |
| "Women can only do two things, ho up or blow up." -Jim Swinger |
| "If one of your bitches don't want to play right put her on the bench. If she want's to get back in the game make that ho buy you a new leather trench." -Mr. Devotion |
| "Two things I ain't ever seen, a U.F.O. and a hoe that won't go." -Memphis Mack |