2. Doesn't She Look like Kylie? - Paul on Dannii Minogue
3. I spy with my little eye, something beggining with "W". - Paul points to the door and says "wood"
4. Put.Fifa 91 on Azzy B - Paul Pointing to Fifa 2001
5. Christmas is in March - Paul
6. I love you and I'm gonna marry you! - Me to Laura In The Cellar Bar (Yes enough of that thanx)
7. Azzy B is Scary - Jen on Azzy B
8. Ive got more wax in my ears than Madame Tussads - Azzy B
9. French and R.E. are a waste of time unless you want to become a French Speaking Priest! Azzy B
10. I wouldn't touch her with someone else's bargepole - Azzy B on Kelly Osbourne
11. Well he told me to F**k Off, didn't he!!!!!!!!! - Mr Taylor to Mrs Hyland on what the problem is
12. If Azzy B had a g/f he'd be all over her, and get thrown out of every pub and club - Anthony, Mary, Calum, Stu
13. Oh look, its Azzy B, let's wave! Oh No, its not Azzy, oh well we'll wave anyway! - Vicki
14. I know this one! Didsbury is in Austrialia, Azzy! - Paul following the question in wich district in the Uk...
15. If you give offside one more time I'm gonna shove that flag up your f***ing ass! - Azzy loses his temper following another false offside decision.
16.The government deliberatlely make daytime telly crap to force people to get jobs, thank God for my Ps2! -Az
17. How do you steer this train? - Westie on Trains
18. Don't judge a book by its cover...... unless its written by Stan Ternent - Azzy B
19. Being a Rovers or a City fan can't be good for your health, one minute you can't win for s**t the next they play the best game you've ever seen. You wouldn't change it though.
20. First You Sha**ed John Major, now you're trying to sh** me up the arse! Gordon Ramzy on Edwina Curry
21.To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to all of life's little problems - Homer Simpson