The Insanity Test
Well, this is my pathetic attempt at a sanity test o.o; For each question you answer yes too, you get 1 point. o.o; at the end of the test it tells you how many points you earned O__o; There are [or will eventually be] 100 questions... Have fun ^_^
NOTE: Open all links in a new window, or else all your answers will be earsed x_x;;
INSANITY TESTNumberQuestion?
yes no 1 ARE you insane?
yes no 2 Did you answer the last question truthfully?
yes no 3 Have you ever... plastered your self with sticky notes
yes no 4 .... been obsessed with trying to find out how some coding works [HTML, CSS, Javascript, ect.]
yes no 5 ... plastered your refridgerator with sticky notes
yes no 6 ... plastered anything else with sticky notes
yes no 7 ... taken any other kind of sanity test
yes no 8 Do you plan on finishing this whole test?
yes no 9 Do you plan to make/ Have you ever made a sanity test?
yes no 10 Are you one of my friends (real life or net)? (If you answer yes to this, you most surely ARE insane...)
yes no 11 Do you take insanity tests often?
yes no 12 Do you enjoy them?
yes no 13 Will you answer 'yes' to this question just to bring your insanity level up?
yes no 14 Do you know the answer to this question?
yes no 15 Is the answer to this question 'yes'?
yes no 16 Did you enjoy the last few questions because you got a very good chance of being insane?
yes no 17 Do you have an imaginary friend?
yes no 18 Do you have multiple imaginary friends?
yes no 19 Do you have multiple personalities?
yes no 20 Do they different accounts on websites or messengers?
yes no 21 Do your imaginary friends have different accounts on websites/messengers?
yes no 22 Can you sing your xyz's?
yes no 23 Do people stare at you in public?
yes no 24 Do you wonder why?
yes no 25 Do you spend more time being around insane people than than un-insane ones?
yes no 26 Would you like too?
yes no 27 Are you addicted to a nonaddictive substance (plungers, for instance..)?
yes no 28 Did you ever wonder ... why sheep don't skrink in the rain?
yes no 29 ... why there are interstate highway(s) in hawaii?
yes no 30 ... if a cow laughed, would milk come out its nose?
yes no 31 ... why its called a TV 'set' when you only get one?
yes no 32 ... when something is "new and improved," which is it?(If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.)
yes no 33 ... why they put this on products?: 'You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.'
yes no 34 ... why 'abbreviate' is such a long word?
yes no 35 ... why goldfish aren't gold?
yes no 36 ... why we should 'put a smile on' for Ronald McDonald?
yes no 37 ... what is a 'free' gift? aren't all gifts free??
yes no 38 ... how important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
yes no 39 ... why do hotdogs come in packages of 8, and buns in packages of 10?
yes no 40 ... why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
yes no 41 True(yes) or false(no): 'There are only three kinds of people in this world: those who can count, and those who can't.'
yes no 42 Do you know what question number this is?
yes no 43 Is this what you consider 'a plausible waste of my pathetic time'?
yes no 44 Did you notice that the title of this colum has a question mark at the end?
yes no 45 Did you remember?
yes no 46 Did you just scroll up to the top of the page to see for yourself?
no yes 47 Do you enjoy biting the heads off shaped candies? (Chocolate rabbits, gummy bears, ect.)
yes no 48 Did you just answer the wrong thing to last question because the answers were switched?
yes no 49 Do you practice tokenism? (Look it up.)
yes no 50 Did/Do you relise you are half way through this test?
yes no 51 Are you still here?!
yes no 52 You really DO plan to finsh this test, don't you?!
yes no 53 Did you notice the misspelling in the last question?
yes no 54 Don't you just hate it when you can't find the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it?!
yes no 55 Do you speak 'computer slang' in the r/l world? (computer slang is like...um...'lol', 'brb', 'bbl', ect.)
yes no 56 Can you type faster than you can write (with pencil/pen/ect.)?
yes no 57 Do you enjoy sentences that repeat things? (ex. Inside the case inside the egg which was inside the case were 2 lil'toys...)
yes no 58 Don't you just hate it when you go to say/write something then forget what you were going write/say?!
yes no 59 Have you ever said/thought anything like... The guys in the white coats are my friends.
yes no 60 ... Yep, the guys in the white coats are really nice -- they gave me this jacket! (So what if the sleeves go in the back...)
yes no 61 ... My nice padded room...
yes no 62 Do you hear the words 'insane assylum' alot?
yes no 63 Do you find the following words amusing?: ... irk
yes no 64 ... disgruntled
yes no 65 ... fruit
yes no 66 Can you tell I'm running out of things to ask?
yes no 67 Well, because I can't think of anything and am too lazy to wait till I do think of something (sometimes it takes awhile...), you can make up your own question for this number so that you can bring your percentage up.
yes no 68 Did you enjoy that last little thing?
yes no 69 Do you like to annoy people by taking everything literally? (ex. someone tells you to get their glasses...you bring back two of those fancy glass cups.)
yes no 70 Do you like to annoy people period?
yes no 71 Do you have nothing better to do than to finish this test?
yes no 72 Do you think you can build this? (Examine closly.)
yes no 73 and this?
yes no 74 If I gave you these blueprints, could you build it?
yes no 75 Do you have a fear of / Have you ever had a fear of... office supplies
yes no 76 ... tables, chairs, ect.
yes no 77 Is a commerical jingle the theme song of your life?
yes no 78 Is you favorite number elevendy-seven?
yes no 79 Do you relize actually finishing this test will drive you truely insane?
yes no 80 Did you actually build the things from numbers 72-74?
yes no 81 Have you ever.. consumed your building's sugar supply?
yes no 82 ..consumed your building's soda supply?
yes no 83 ...comsumed your building's soda supply and consumed your building's sugar supply simultaniously?
yes no 84 .. consumed your bulding?
yes no 85 Do you talk to your goldfish?(or other pet)
yes no 86 Do you expect an answer back?
yes no 87 DO they answer?
yes no 88 Do you ever speak/sing/ect. in another language, unintentionally?

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