Bill and I were on our way to have a nice trip to Boston. It was a grueling 10 hour trip which took us mostly through New York. We narrowly avoided being picked up by the NY police several times through the help of our sidekick, Beepy the Radar detector.
When in New York, many strange things were seen. We passed cows who were entirely black on the ends and a thick solid white stripe in the middle. We could only assume they were hideous experiments in inbreeding gone terribly wrong.
We also passed a National Hall of Fame for women or something like that where inductees need only be women, i guess.
Finally, after driving through the backwards state of Massachusetts, we arrived in Bostonia, also know by the lamen as, Boston.